Link the Beermonkey
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- Tim - Heavy drinker and owner of quackey the duck. He's a cool guy except if you take his beer or block his fan. Known for saying "ya fuck" alot and making outrageous claims such as "there isn't even enough water in there for a jew". (No offense to any Jewish people)
- Phil aka Fee - Phil's a little guy that enjoys drinking beer and eating at Denny's. He plays guitar and is a paintball addict. Always reciting the beer song and saying "weat", phil sometimes need a good smack. Visit his page here
- Steve - Dubbed me the Canadian because of my New England accent. He's the president of the Ski & Outdoor Club here at York College. We've had some good times together both here and in Quebec. Good guy and drinking buddy, but he's still a hoser.
- Bill - He's been the bodyguard for acts such as Whitney Houston and The Barenaked Ladies just to name a few. Bill always knows how to have a great time and likes to party almost as much as us Ski and Outdoor guys. But beware...If you ever piss him off, he'll let you know about it, and that could get ugly.
- Bryan aka Beat - I actually met him through my friend Phil, who happened to have a class with him. We've all grown closer over the past year and go out to party all the time together. Although lately, he's given up drinking pretty much, but he still hangs out.
- Brian aka Tex - Beats's roommate and partner in crime. He's a local EMT and tells funny stories about the fucked up people he meets on calls. Like Beat, Tex is from New York and has a definite New Yorker outlook on life ("Happy Birthday....Now go fuck yourself"). All in all, they're great guys, and we're glad to have them as friends.
- Gayla aka G - One of my closest friends. Enjoys driving my car, rave music, and partying. She's also been known to moonlight as my beer pong partner many times(She's not that bad either:-))
- Eric aka Lilkasper - Quiet video game addict. He's from New Jersey, but we won't hold that against him. One of the nicest kids here in York.
- Katie - Coolest art chick I ever met. Filled to the brim with creativity and talent, she throws the awesomest parties with the best beer. Cheers to Katie
- Roy - Claiming to be a ninja pornstar, Roy tries to hook up with almost all the girls that attend parties at the Ski and Outdoor house. He's a nice guy and a drinker, but Phil and I can still whip his ass at beer pong anyday. Hell, even Gayla and I can beat him hands down.
- Luke - Salesman and computer wizard. Like the legendary Samson, Luke claims to get his powers from his hair. He's the kinda guy that could sell a ketchup popcicle to a woman wearing white gloves. That's right. He's that damn good. He's also a cool friend and a fellow Connecticut resident.
- BMAC - Former president of the Ski and Outdoor club. He's a decent guy that loves to get drunk and piss people off. He dumped a bottle of beer on my car in Ocean City, but all was forgiven after I bitched him out for 10 minutes.
- Gayle - Nice girl who's always been there when I needed her, and times when I didn't. She got me in trouble in Quebec with a hotel security guard too. But it all worked out fine after my smooth talking. By the way Gayle, where's my shorts??
- Jeff - New Jersey cowboy?? Yep. He's into country and lives in New Jersey. Jeff also loves his Irish heritage and is always singing or humming an Irish tune. We don't mind as long as he doesn't break out into a jig. Jeff's a good drinking buddy even though he hasn't come out with us lately. Come out more you pussy!
- Ben - I stand corrected. Ben isn't a hater of VCRs and stairwells, rather they aggravate him when he's wasted :)Thanks for the tip off Ben. Phil's friend Ben frequently visits us at York College. I've played paintball and partied with him too. Drink of choice is Zima and Jack Daniels.
- Jeremy - Another one of phil's friends from home. His tattoo designs are the shiznit. One of the members of the Dreerbinkers, Jeremy likes sweet things, such as sugared ice tea and Hooters waitresses.
- Tom - Also of the Boyertown area, Tom looks like a scary guy but is actually quite the opposite. He just got a sweet new Grand Prix and I'm jealous to say the least.
- Shawn and Jenessa - Like Bonnie and Clyde, these two are rarely seen apart. When he's not being a slave at BP, Shawn enjoys bouncin' in his new mustang and lighting illegal fireworks. He's also known to run with a group known only by "LPC". Click Click....Whack. I'm not sure what Jenessa does besides work. Oh well. These two are now expecting their first child believe it or not. They're gonna make the kid call me Uncle Adam. That's great, but I'm not babysitting!
- Chris aka OZ - Another one of the LPC punkasses. He finally likes punk music though so I give him props for that. He's the only 20 year old I know to have killed two cars already. Shawn's on his fourth though. It's amazing that the sunfire hasn't bit the big one yet.
- Nilton aka Tex - One of the craziest and funniest motherfuckers I know. He'll say and do anything that you or I can imagine. If you ever meet him, don't piss him off. He's been known to carry weapons and all sorts of ill shit.
- Kenny - The cockiest son of a bitch that you'll ever meet; those were his words when I first met him. Famous for screaming "Get the fuck out" to customers at the Big Blue. 67 years old and still going strong, he used to buy me beer at the "beverage barn" whenever I wanted. Then he got canned after he called the regional manager a dyke. (She was though.)
- Jon Braun - Younger sibling of Tim mentioned above, he's been partying with us a few times and never fails to have a good time. He's a real cool kid and hopefully will be making more frequent visits to York.
MORE TO COME! Stop back soon.
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