Chimp Fest! '99

Here is the the Chimpster's Sacred Code of Laughter. As a branch off of TIGGs I thought it only fitting that the Steel Monkey Campaigners be known as Chimpsters.

"Within the lofty branches

Beneath the sacred banana tree

A Chimpster must vow to follow

The code that is unending,

Unending as the laughter

A banana by Chimpsters peeled.

A Chimpster is sworn to humor.

His heart knows only laughter.

His tricks gladden the joyless.

His jests uphold the saddened.

His jokes speak of Humor.

His pranks confound the stuck up!

The humor can never stop

If one chimpster still recalls

The jests are not forgot;

If one chimpster laughs them clear

The joke forever grows

If one chimp flings the peel."

Long May the Banana Peels be Flung!