Flit here is the page mascot, despite what that frog over there says. No no! DOn't look at him. He only wants attention. If we ignore him, I'm sure he'll go away........... or, then again, maybe not...::Take out her hand gun and points it threateningly at the frog. The frog ribbits, large eyes growing larger, and jumps into the water:: Yes, I thought so.

This vast, seemingly empty space, is home to quite an array of creatures.

To you're right, you'll see where the Windex is sold. Please note; it is best to ONLY spray Windex on windows. Anything else, be it concrete, fabric, or flesh, will immediately be disintegrated.

To your left, you will see a band of mis-matched socks. These are the socks that the dryer eats. They disappear from your washer and/or dryer, and fall from the sky, as you will see if you look up. After they lay in that pile for a year or so, they come to life and join a band.

Of course, it is best to not get to near these socks, as some are Renegade bands of killer socks.

Now, here we are at one of many tourists favorite areas. Here the two hermits, Becky and Mimi live. As you can see, they are often feuding and many a chipmunk will take to the air.

::gasps:: Oh my God! It's horrible! I can't bear to look! No! I refuse to! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::A small chihauha puppy looks up at the visitors. The Badger comes up from behind in his swirly purple and green security gaurd suit and picks it up::

Sorry, Boss, Fuffy got out of her cage.

Be more careful next time!

Yes'm

::shudders:: Anyway...Here the way to get to my insane page. I warn you, several people have come back, unable to speak of anything but boots and tape. Others never returned at all... ::Walks away muttering:: I wouldn't go in there...