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BEESIEGED ON THE SLOPE

SUNDAY AUG 22, '99


The weather on this day looked pretty
good,winds from the north, and warm.
I loaded the truck and headed for the
slope. Expectations for the day were very high with several planes to fly.
Took up a BABY ZAGI, ZAGI, and my new
SU-27... hope'in mostly to be able to
fly the SU on the slope for the first
time.
I reached the site about 1:30pm,the
wind wasnt real strong yet, but good
nuff for the BABY ZAGI. Flew the little
wing around for about 20min. and noticed
the lift was getting much stronger.
I brought it in and readied the regular
ZAGI. Didnt fly long when the lift died
right off and I had to land.. sat down
in the shade of my truck and chugged
a little water and the wind was back!
Now most times I've been to the slope I wind up go'in for a hike down
hill for one of my planes for one reason
or other (PILOT ERROR MOSTLY..) Well..
not today I thought...good lift, thermals boom'in out'a the valley, hawks fly'in everywere..got the whole slope all to myself cause nobody else wanted to go, nice day..
All of a sudden I feel like someone
just lit a fircracker on my shoulder!
I jumped and flailed as I turned to see
this monster horsefly come'in at my
face! This thing was BIG! Like 1 and 1/2
inches long! he was after my face next,.
when I took a swat at him and knocked
him silly to the dirt! I had an empty
film can, so I scooped him up to save
him for show-and-tell..nobody would
beleive the size of this thing unless
they saw it..
Well I'am think'in that sucked but
he aint'a gonna be bite'in anyone again,
so I keep on fly'in the ZAGI around,
have'in a good time, and wondering if
the lift is good enough for the SU-27
yet..it was now about 3:30pm or so..
What happened next scared the hell
out of me!!!! I'am fly'in the ZAGI quite
a way out and up, when I hear a DRONEING
come'in from the slope face...THEN A
CLOUD COMES RIGHT OVER ME!!! I was in
a SWARM OF BEES!!! The air was literaly
dark with bees! I quickly took note of
were the ZAGI was in the sky, pointed
it towards the slope, pushed in down
elevator, and ran for my life over the
other side of the slope and several yards down!!! The swarm had dispersed
and was giveing up the chase! I stood
there for several moments catching my
breath and waiting for the palpatations
to mellow out...then made my way back
to the top. There were still bees there,
but most of the swarm was gone...so it
seemed..
I peared over the edge of the
slope to see if by chance the ZAGI was
visible. NOPE.. no luck there..
My next thought was " maybey a bear toar
open the bees nest for the honey...
OH GREAT..I scaned the slope face and
surrounding terain INTENTLY...no sign
of any bears..so I carefully made my way down the hill ..I was not to happy
about that, after think'in I was'nt gonna have to do it this time...it took
some hunt'in... all I had to go by was
a quick last look before flee'in for
my life..it was wayyyyy down there, but
I got 'er back!
ZAGI in hand.. back to the top
I went..I finally get to the truck, sit
down with the water jug, take several
long pulls.. when I hear the same DRONE
of the swarm come'in back!!! In the
truck I jump and role up the windows!!!
NO WAY!! They came back!!! My planes,
radios, water, everything outside with
the bees!..Great!!!...I cant leave cause
all the gear is in front of the truck...
So there I sat.. steam'in like a lobster
in my own truck..I sat there traped for
nearly a half hour when they all kinda
conngregated over to a little fur tree
about 25-30ft. away.. I opened the door
and cautiously gathered my stuff into the truck. Fired up the rig and was just
gonna leave when I remembered that I had
a camera with me... I pulled the truck
as close to the little tree as possible
and snaped several photos of the swarm..
(I will put them up soon...and the horse fly)
Then I got the hell outa DODGE!!!
WOWEE WHAT A TRIP!!!







IT'S KINDA HARD TO TELL BUT TRUST ME...
THERE BE A HO-LOTA BEES IN THE LITTLE
TREE IN THE CENTER OF THIS PIC...

THIS IS THE HORSEFLY... I USED A MAGNIFYER ONLY SO IT WOULD SHOW
UP ON MY CHEESEY CAMERA.

NICE SLOPE EAH...THE 2 DARK SPOTS OUT
OVER THE VALLEY ARE REDTAIL HAWKS.

THESE ARE WHAT I TRIED TO FLY...A ZAGI,.
A BABY ZAGI,. AND THE SU-27...

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