Not Quite Caldecott

Author: Carolyn, the torture ranger
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em...though I wouldn't mind owning one of them,
that's for sure.

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See Angelus.

See Angelus in tight leather pants.

See Angelus bend over in tight leather pants.

Bend, Angelus, bend.
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"Um, Willow?"

"Hm...yeah, Buffy?"

"I think maybe writing children's books isn't exactly your calling in life."