My Major Obsessions and Pet Peeves

Hi there... now... everyone has a few things that they go totally, nutty, compulsively, drool-all-over- yourself, crazy for... I am no exception to this statement... and of course, there are also things, that drive certain people, totally, absolutely, want-to-hit-self-over-the-head-with-a-2 by 4, want-to-be-sick-on-one's self, nuttso because they are so annoying... I also have things like this... so... without further ado, my major obsessions and pet peeves.

Obsessions

• Two amazingly sexy men, John Cusack & Matthew Perry
• The TV show Friends
• WEB PAGES! WEB PAGES! WEB PAGES!
• Pokemon (it is a stupid video game... but I LOVE it)
• Reading. I love reading. Fantasy novels are the best.
• The fluid mosaic model of a bi-layered phospho lipid membrane (need I say more?)
• Unicorns, Dragons, Fairies... you know.
• Kitty Cats!
• Enya (she performs beautiful New Age music)
• Being totally disgusting and telling sick jokes
• Bugging people (well... not really... *evil grin*)
• Did I mention WEB PAGES! WEB PAGES! WEB PAGES! ?

Pet Peeves (and these may sound kinda weird...)

• I hate when people stop the microwave before it finishes, and then don't press clear... cuz then I walk into the kitchen, and it keeps blinking at me. 3 seconds, 3 seconds, 3 seconds it keeps telling me... oh the humanity!
• I also hate when the microwave door is left open.
• William Jefferson Clinton *gag*
• Now... I'm pretty good at grammar... and there is one thing that really bothers me... and here it is: I LOATHE it when people don't use *times* correctly. Example- I times 3 by 5. NOOOO!!!! You can't do that! Times is not a transitive verb! You can't use it like that. You MULTIPLY. You multiply 3 by 5, you don't times it. TIMES bad, Multiply good. Thank you for listening