Hey, this is Chris. Thanks for coming to my webpage. That's all I have to say right now.
Proposition: Did you ever think that the glass is neither half empty nor half full but maybe it's just twice as large as it needs to be?
Proposition: The pilsbury doughboy turns 30 this year..I would bake him a cake....but wouldn't that make him a cannibal?
Proposition: Isn't it weird how the complete opposite of a true statement is a false statement, but the complete opposite of a profound truth could be just another profound truth?
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
chris28r@hotmail.com - Click to email me if you have any jokes or links, or just to say hi.
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Hey! Just a quick little note: If you sign the guestbook, don't make it a private entry...I forgot the password so I can't read them. Thanks!
New Stuff:
2/14/03 ~~~~ Pretty much the only thing I've been updating recently is the Spencer Says page, but I have uploaded some more pictures. I need to get a photo editing program though before I can add the pictures to the pics page, so I can make low-resolution versions. I'll work on that hopefully sometime soon, once I get a chance.
12/9/02 ~~~~ No, I haven't coimpletely forgotten about my webpage. I've added a few small things here and there occasionally, but nothing major, except for having a new "Spencer Says" page, with all the wonderful quotes from Spencer. I also just realized today that I had my old screen name down on this page, so I changed it to my new one. That's about it for now.
6/3/02 ~~~~ Well, I got some new pics up, and changed the background. Pretty background!
4/16/02 ~~~~ I put like 5 or 6 new pics up in the past couple days, changed around the links and pics pages a bit too. More to come soon!
2/9/2002 (actually early 2/10) ~~~~ Yes, believe it or not, I actually am updating once again. I've been thinkin of puttin up lyrics to songs sometime, so keep an eye out for it. And by the way, Linkin Park was absolutely amazing.
8/7/2001 ~~~~ Wow. I just realized today that this site was still up. I thought Angelfire deleted it because I hadn't updated in so long. Well I added a couple links and jokes...I still can't get over the fact that this is still here.
11/28 ~~~~ I've been trying to upload some new pictures for the past week, and angelfire has been really screwed up. I'll try to get them up as soon as possible.
9/17 ~~~~ Hey I got some more jokes up today. My neck hurts. I hate Old Forge. Bastards. They're all on steroids, I swear. Anyway...school sucks. That's about all I have to say for today.
9/1 ~~~~ First football game is tomorrow...gonna KILL Meyers. This is gonna be a hell of a game. I can't freaking wait. I'm already pumped up tonight.
8/8 ~~~~ I got a bunch of jokes up today, mostly stories, and a blonde joke. I did not go to the Rolling Rock Town Fair, unfortunately. I'll just tell my parents to order the pay-per-view.
8/4 ~~~~ Well, I'm going to see if I can convince my parents to let me go to the Rolling Rock Town Fair tomorrow in Latrobe. Fuel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Moby, and a shitload of other bands are playing there. I put up a few more jokes today. Go check them out.
7/27 ~~~~ It's a shame. No more Napster after tomorrow. I'm gonna miss it. I fixed a couple of little things today, just bad links and stuff. Nothing new though.
7/26 ~~~~ Well I actually did a good amount of work on the page today. I got a shitload of new jokes up, and put all my blonde jokes into a separate section. Me and Karen are trying to decide what concert to go to next...she can't see Disturbed at Tink's because of that guy that got shot there...damn idiots getting shot like that. Maybe we'll go to Up In Smoke, she already has a ticket, I have to ask my parents. Whatever.
7/25 ~~~~ I'm rather sick at the moment. It's not too fun. I even stayed home from lifting. Hopefully I'll be getting some more pics up as soon as possible. I feel obligated to add, I think Scary Movie was the funniest damn movie I've seen in my life.
7/14 ~~~~ I really haven't done too much recently, except for adding a seperate page for blonde jokes. I'm gonna see Scary Movie tomorrow. It should be interesting.
7/5 ~~~~ I got my permit today! Now I'm a happy guy. I changed the color of the links yesterday, too, in case you haven't noticed by any chance. More jokes up, too.
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