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*N Sync Humor

Heres a little song that my sister forwarded to me...i thought it was pretty funny (even though *Nsync is obviously way better than Backstreet!)

Nsync are the guys who think they're fly
And they also think they are slickstaz
Alway jumpin around the stage
I hope they slip and bruise their cracks, so

No, I don't want no Crunk
No, I don't wanna Giddy up and
No, I don't wanna hear you singin'
No, either leave or shut up

No, I don't want N'sync
They be the guys who can't beat my Backstreet
Hangin' out the passenger's side of Jusin's ride
Like Backstreet wannabes
No, I don't want N'sync
They be the guys who can't beat my Backstreet
Hangin' out the passenger's side of Justin's ride
Like Backstreet wannabes

So I'm cruzin' at the club and I see Joey
But I don't want him to approach me
Cuz that Bobby voice ain't even flattering
And he ain't no Superman! So,

No, I don't want no Crunk
No, I don't wanna Giddy up and
No, I don't wanna hear you singin,
No, either leave or shut up

If you ever been in the Mickey Mouse Club
Oh no son, I don't want you
If you ever worked as Poofo
Oh no son, I don't want you
If you have a chick with boob implants
Ew, Britney no one wants you.
Wanna be Backstreet, but you are geeks
Oh no, I don't want N'sync

Nooooooooo, N'sync
Nooooooooo, N'sync
Nooooooooo, N'sync
Nooooooooo, N'sync (no no)

See, N'sync can't spacially expand my horizons
So that leaves them in a class full of scrubs, never rising
I don't find it suprising if they don't have the 'G's
to please me
And tour from Florida to Hawaii

So-Let me give you something to think about
Narrow every member up and down and inside out
See Justin isn't even a real blondie
The bleach went to his head and now he's drivin
himself crazy
Joey seems to think he's somethin spectacular
Girlz check you binoculars and then I'll get back to
ya
Chris should make a decision, cutting his weave is
what I envision
Lance and JC against AJ is no competition
Mista Lou Pearlman if you really wanna know
If N'sync is betta than Backstreet, NO!
Not really cause all my senoritas, Don't even want
those tweekahz
N'sync ain't got the flow, YO!