Lines From Star Wars Episode One That Can Be Improved by the Word Pants

1. I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in your pants!


2. What do you think you some kind of jedi waving your pants around like that? I’m a Toydarian pants tricks don’t work on me. Only money.


3. It wasn’t my fault! Sebulba flashed me with his pants.


4. At last we shall reveal our pants to the jedi, at last we shall have our revenge.


5. Look! One of ours coming out of the pants.


6. Even master Yoda doesn’t have pants that high. No jedi does.


7. Ooohhh and there goes Quadrenaro’s pants, that’s gotta hurt.


8. I call for a vote of no pants on Chancellor Velorum.


9. I don’t want this stunted slime in my pants again.


10. Wesa no care'n about the Naboo. Theysa thinkin they so smart, thinkin' theysa pants is so big.


11. Master, what’s a bongo? Pants I think.


12. Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know.


13. It looks like there’s a herd of Tuskin Raiders camped out in the pants.


14. But Master Qui Gon, pants you have, impossible to take on another.


15. Artoo see if you can shutoff these pants, it's going to get us killed.


16. Padme... clean up this driod as best you can. We owe it our pants.


17. Her highness wishes you to take her pants with you.


18. When the storm's over I'll show you my pants racer.


19. This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your missing pants.


20. You supply the pod and the entry fee, I'll supply the boy, and we'll split the pants 50/50


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