KING~TUT~DANCERS HEADQUARTERS
Welcome to all that have joined us. I am
DADTO, Shift Supervisor of
alt.discuss.html and proud member of the
K~T~D, the King Tut Dancers.
I am also the Founder of the K~T~D as
well as Comedy Coordinator for WebTV
Newsgroups. I have a very bright and
strong bunch of associates that I am
very proud of and who have all made the
K~T~D what it is today, the most
popular, powerful help group on the
Internet. There is no arguing in saying the K~T~D
is the longest-running best overall group on the World
Wide Web.
The K~T~D have no leader, that's why we
are so successful. This is a proven fact
that has kept the King~Tut~Dancers together
for so long. We cannot be "trolled", you are let in because we say you are in, not because you are making some "master plan". You got to be kidding me.
Let's start off with
a few introductions of our members,
shall we?
Introducing your 1999-2000
King~Tut~Dancers!!
CALIDANCER
Calidancer is by far the fastest
dancer of the K~T~D and his speed is
unmatched anywhere coast to coast.
Slim
Slim is a former dancer in a well
known jazz band from New Orleans. His
smooth moves and slick steps make him
one of the more popular members of the
K~T~D. Slim is the Chairmen of the Organization
For Better Newsgroups(OFBN).
Drunken_rat
The master of chat rooms, the
Drunken_rat of the K~T~D is a true party
animal in pure form. Watch this one! Drunken_rat is
the IRC expert of the K~T~D.
Weaver of the K~T~D
Weaver, Revolutionary of the
K~T~D, is an expert in HTML, Javascript
and of course, RealAudio. Weaver is
also Commander of the Southeast Sector
for the K~T~D. Weaver also has two
dedicated fans named CORNFLAKEWORDS
(CORY) and Rockhead Cykicked
(cylamer@webtv.net). Both want to be
like Weaver in every aspect but with
their slow-loading sigs and constant
auto(L)ames, they fall very short.
Weaver is also Ninja_2 of the K~T~D and
Victor over Hurricane Floyd. An
additional title for Weaver is Vice
President of Music and bgsound.
TRACY
Tracy The Off Topic Temptress of
the K~T~D is the one to teach you
RealAudio, HTML, or paranormal.ghost
stories at their very best. With a long
term track record of On and Off Topic
Newsgroup posting, you will be quick to
learn nothing beats experience if you
end up crossing Tracy's path. She is the Queen of Flames because she is not stuck on auto(L)ame like the BOOTIKOF or TPT Foolation.
Nuker
He's a guy that just wants to troll. (but remember, we are HTML helpers) Formerly known as SkiSkittles, best friend of alt.discuss.html come on people, you know you love him.
~DAWN~ DADTO's Personal SecretaryDawn joins the King~Tut~Dancers as the Personal Secretary to DADTO as well as the Executive Administrative Assistant of the K~T~D helping people get on-topic in the newsgroups. In her introductory month, she has already flamed HTMLpops@webtv.net (Not-An-Angel), miserabola@webtv.net (George Pistons), as well as cusdamato@webtv.net xzxzxzzxzzxxzzxxz@webtv.net and GammaLame@webtv.net She is one of the best members to join in the year 2000. Dawn is also the Medical Director of the K~T~D.
Neclord1
Vampire, Hunter, K~T~D a veteran in HTML and troll newsgroups.
Zero
Secret Agent_1 of the K~T~D
Emily Johnson
Also known as DADTO's Girl, Emily is
the first female member of the K~T~D and
a real beauty in every sense of the
word. Let's face it, green hair or not,
you know you want her. Receiver of the
most fan mail of the K~T~D and an all
around first class poster. Emily is also Co-Owner of the K~T~D~S~U~V and Operator of the K~T~D~S~U~V CD Sound System.
DADTO now known as DADTOTRON also known as DADTOSPICE
The Shift Supervisor of
alt.discuss.html DADTO is by far the
funniest member of the K~T~D. With a
sense of humor and common sense rolled
into one, it is no wonder that DADTO was
made Shift Supervisor of
alt.discuss.html. DADTO is also
Commander of the North for the K~T~D,
and BULLY of alt.discuss.trolls. He is known as Sigzilla throughout newsgroups. DADTO
also holds the title Ninja_1
of the K~T~D as well as Over the Hill
Student of alt.discuss.real-audio and most importantly, Member of the A.O.L.H.T.M.L. Alliance. DADTO has
recently been appointed Treasurer of the Organization
For Better Newsgroups (OFBN).
Created on July 31st,1999
Last updated on July 30th, 2002
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