11 REASONS E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS

Those who have it would be devistated if it were cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior 
Those who don't have itm may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth all the fuss that those who do have it make about it
Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call
It's more fun when it's up but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the distant past, it's only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that is the only thing that it should be used for but most folks today use it mostly for fu
If you don't take proper precautions it can spread viruses
If you use it too much you will find that it becomes more nd more difficult to think coherently
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than it's actual size and influence warrants
If you're not careful what you do with it, it an get you in a lot of rouble
The number one reason e-mail is like a penis.....
......If you play with it too much you will go blind!