Name: Scott Blackwell
Age: 33 (though people think my younger brother Corey is actually OLDER than me!)
Hair: Curly. Going gray.
Eyes: Two. Blue. Nearsighted. Contact Lenses.
Current McJob: I'm an administrative assistant and Internet Sales
Director at York Honda.
Current Transportation: 1991 Honda Accord, 190k
miles
Current CD playing in my car: Hot Water Music, "Caution". Or
Hatebreed's new CD. Or Counting Crows. Whatever mood I'm in.
Marital Status: Have a girlfriend, Tiffany. She's a Paralegal
student. She rocks.
The paltry list of things I've done
in my life (so far):
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Singer in hardcore/punk/metal band(s)
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Soundman/technician for numerous local bar-bands
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College Radio DJ
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Owner of a kickin' Rock 'n Roll club.
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Car Stereo Salesman
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Prospective model
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Band Coordinator and Stage Manager for a local music
festival
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Indie Mailorder amateur
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Porn Star
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Honda Salesman
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Two-time College Dropout
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Mean-ass Volleyball Player
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BMX racer
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Connoisseur of fine alcoholic beverages (insert disclaimer
here)
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Rugged Outdoorsman
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(Some of these things are admittedly ALL OUT LIES!)
Things I'd still like to have
accomplished by the time I finish a somewhat-meaningful existence:
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Hang-gliding.
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Lucrative start as a model. Then later morph into
an internationally acclaimed actor .
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Bungee jumping.
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Travel around America with my band like a Rock Star .
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Marriage (c'mon Tif, we can do it!)
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Dirt track racing (as long as going
around and around in a circle doesn't make me throw up).
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Buy a new car. Not a recent-year used car. A NEW car. A Volvo S40. An Audi
A4. Honda's S2000 2-seater. A Kia SUV. Hey, I'm not too hard to please.
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Win the lottery and do everything on
this list.
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Travel around America in an RV and play
Bingo and share chili recipes.
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Learn how to actually play a
guitar, not just fake it and make rock-star poses.
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Do anything that I shamelessly lied about above on my
list of accomplishments.