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Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to
get out of the house.
Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
Men know that there are at least three sides to every story:
his, hers, and the truth.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you
can win.
Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would
ruin the game.
Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how
far that gas will get them.
Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary
to adjust oneself.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect
the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the
woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not
totally clear to them.
Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they
don't know how to cook them.
Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless
her name is Tracy...
Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law
how good his daughter is in bed.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the
hell over there.
Submitted for Posting
BY B.Lease
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Schirripa is drowning.
The lifeguard swims out, drags him in, puts him on
the edge of the shore, and starts pumping his arms, and out comes
fish...and clams...and seaweed...
Gange comes walking along and says, "Hey, you better get his asshole out
of the water - you're gonna empty the ocean!"
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God Wants to know
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes
and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that
dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were
dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women
are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were
dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that
dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in
this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.
Submitted By
Bo Lease
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Jim Alice & Jamie's Friends and Family
My Thought Of The Week
Wishing all My friends and family a Happy Labor Day Weekend. End the summer with great fun!
