August 98...While visiting here in St Louis, I've been introduced to gambling, grocery stores that sell alcohol, and seed Irish pubs,, quite different from life back home....or is a segment of our population just being hidden from these things...for thier own good...
July 98...Finished my first month at my bank. Completed many test to upgrade our software to Y2K complience. After researching the topic alittle more, concluded that world would actually be transformed to the year 1900 if nothing was changed, and I think we all know, there was no Income Taxes in 1900. So I am personally starting a movement to regress to the fullest...1900, here we come. Don't forget to turn back your clocks back 876,000 hours on New Years. Fight the power.
June 98...Did some special undercover investigating on the 2nd of the month...but THEY were on to me. After taking some controversial pictures of THEM at work, I stopped into a local watering hole to celebrate my birthday. Seems someone slipped something in my Shirley Temple and I ended up vomitting and passing out the whole night. When I woke up on a cement floor, I found that the film and my left sock was gone. What does it mean?
May 98...The mega hit Titanic was pulled from the local theater, just to return in one week. Rumors were spread that they were changing the ending, where the hole in the boat was plugged by an incredibly large shark...Free Willy 3?
April 98...A secret Greek task force has taken my brain and replaced it with government cheese...mmmm...cheesy. They are programing young men to join thier army of greekness. I've been branded with a pin and a some symbols on a sweatshirt (I think they might be jewish?) Very strange...yet still delicious. Think I'm on to some kinda underground militant wing or something. Check back for more later.
March 98...Did the eighties really turn into the ninties, or did the government in association with Entertainment Magazine speed up time so that they could make millions from sales of greatest hits of the 80's CDs?...
February 98...someone put me into a coma to stop me from getting the word out there. Do you believe Scully?...
November 97...the government has devised ways to track people when they buy things at grocery store scanners, airport metal detectors, and other such human counting devises....