Hello there, how the devil are you and what the hell would you like to drink?
Tea
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
WHAT D'YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT THIRSTY??!!
GOD-DAMNED POPULARITY CONTEST 97*
with the bloody awful
elysium radiohead archive
(http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/4883/)
THE CUP OF TEA SHOP
vs.
THE AWFUL ELYSIUM RADIOHEAD ARCHIVE
ROBERT WALSH
vs.
KIERAN ASHLEY
GOOD
vs.
BAD
STYLE
vs.
EXCREMENT
competing for the right to proudly emblazon this across the page
'winner of the god-damned popularity contest 1997, and, therefore, a
much better page than the awful elysium radiohead archive'
help me
help the world
do what you know is right
come to THE CUP OF TEA SHOP again and again
click my refresh button until your mouse breaks
buy a new mouse
do the same again
and again
and again
help me make the world a better place
actual cost of clicking upon refresh button is so large that were you to do it until your mouse broke would cause you to recieve a bill so large that your family would explode. the cup of tea shop still advises you to attempt this unless your family is extremely good.
*THE GOD-DAMNED POPULARITY CONTEST is a contest held between two internet sites. it occurs when the maintainer of one of the sites decides that his/her site is clearly superior to the other's, and swears at him/her. the contest consists of seeing how many 'hits' each site recieves in a month, and the winner is, bloody obviously, the one who has the more hits. it's a bit fucking sad when you think it through.
mr walsh and mr ashley are still the bestest friends in the whole wide world, and both still fail to enjoy an active social life. their friendship will in no way suffer as a result of this contest, and they will continue to enjoy each other's company, listen to hard music together and take each other up the arse (in a purely heterosexual manner) on a regular basis. your concern is appreciated.
This shop maintained by Robby Rocket Pants