666.66.666.66

With many thanks to my good friend Glenda for much of the humor, in spite of the fact that, without a doubt, she'd be mortified to be associated with a page like this.

666. It's the number of the beast.
Everybody knows that. And weren't aware until now, you're going to rot in hell for an eternity of torment. Have a nice day.
666 is the biblical symbol of the mark of Satan. If you stop at the grocery store and your total is six dollars and sixty-six cents, you'd better buy something else---Say, a candy bar---fast. Otherwise, you're looking at eternal damnation. Because, clearly, Satan can be defeated by a Snickers bar.
666 is the mark of the beast.
Do I really believe this? Hell, no.
(No pun intended.)
But it's hard to be sure, isn't it? And just in case, here are some other locations, numbers, items, and concepts to watch out for. Because you just never know.

(And if you happen to be one of the people horridly offended by this page, I welcome your comments. Write me care of any Mormon Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah, 84146.)

(666) 666-6666: Telephone number of the Beast
666 Sixth Street, Hell, NJ 66666-6666: Home Address of the Beast
666-66-6666: Social Security Number of the Beast
666.66.666.66: ISP of the Beast
Route 666 South: Highway of the Beast
666-B: Tenant of the Beast
$6.66: Grocery bill of the Beast
6.66%: Interest rate of the Beast
June 6, 1966 (6/6/66): Birthdate of the Beast
310666: Employee Number of the Beast
665: Pesky Little Brother of the Beast
6:06: Quitting time of the Beast
BST-6666: Lisence plate of the Beast
$66.66: Charitable donation of the Beast
66 Trombones: Show Tune of the Beast
666 over 66: Blood pressure of the Beast
6'6": Height of the Beast
Sixty-six pounds, six ounces: Weight of the Beast
Nintendo 666: Video game system of the Beast
999: Headstand of the Beast
66 Luftballoons: 80's Song of the Beast





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