HumourHumourWho is Guilty
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
A man strides into a bar wearing a long trench coat and carrying a closed box. He walks up to the bar and places the box upon it. He then opes the trench coat revealing not only that he is buck naked but also very erect.
He then opens the box and removes a large turtle, at least a good ten pounds or so in weight. He brings it near his pecker and when it gets in reach it clamps on. He then releases the turtle from his hands and it hangs above the stools that line the bar. He walks up the length of the stools and back again, not saying a word.
When he reaches the point from which he started he smacks the turtle on the head, causing it to release his pecker from its grasp. He puts it back in the box, closes the trench coat, and turns to the rest of the patrons in the bar.
"I'll give any man who can do that $1000," he says.
Then, from the back of the room, a really scrawny, dorky, feeble looking guy stands up and says, "I'll do it... as long as you promise not to hit me no the head when I'm done."
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