the consuming fire that is klapTor
the Reptile man cometh
klapTor. Just who or what is he? He is not only myth. He is legend.
He is not merely man, he is not merely reptile. He is THE Reptile man.
"How did I come by this knowledge?" you may ask. It is simple. The Reptile
man was once a character of my imagination. Until... one day...
He became very real.
"What do you mean, He became real?" you may ask. Just read on and you
will understand. When I was a child in secondary school I hatched a scheme
to make other students believe in my imaginary Reptile man. To my great
astonishment many started to believe in my fictitious creation. I thought I
had fooled them all. I was wrong. I discovered how wrong I was when one day it
became dreadfully clear that my prank had come to life. I was joshing around
with my school friends in math class when who did my eyes come to gaze upon
roaming the halls of my instituion of learning? It
was the face from my dreams; from the very depths of my imagination. It was
klapTor, the feared Reptile man. I watched, petrified with fear, as klapTor began
to. . .BOOGIE. Yes, the Reptile
man is not ashamed to get down from time to time. In fact, he quite enjoys it.
This sign, this dance of klapTor, was a point of much discussion among myself
and two freinds. Why does he enjoy getting down? we would ask each other. We
could not fathom the answer, but we knew it was a sign to the three of us.
Then one night, not too long ago, a man who shall be called
the prophet of klapTor had a dream. This dream told the secrets of klapTor, of
the Reptile man. In his dream the prophet, myself, and another man who shall be
called "Fred" were dubbed klapTor. We took this as another sign. The prophet, "Fred,"
and I convened for a meeting concerning the Reptile man. We decided that if we
acted together we could control the Reptile man. We set out to do so, and found
out that we could not control klapTor because we became klapTor.
Whenever the three of us were together we would consume souls of innocent passersby
just because we needed to quench our combined thirst for human sacrifice. The
souls consumed by us, the Triumverant of klapTor, remain uncounted, but are known
to exceed a thousand human souls. That is why we elected to separate from each
other. We knew that for the safety to others, we had to live our lives apart. Now
I am separted from the others by 500 miles. They can interact peaceably with each
other now that the Triumverant is no longer intact. But I long to be with them.
My thirst for souls has not died with my separation from the others. It had just
been put into recession for a time. Now, though, my thirst is stronger than ever.
When I am reunited with the others we will once again consume souls with abandon.
We will triumph over lesser gods. We will rule supreme.
Beware of klapTor.
We are coming.
Listed below are links to brief, yet descriptive
biographies of
the members of the Triumverant
The prophet of klapTor.
Fred.
jwMofo.
Here is a candid photo of a man who upon
seeing the Triumverant uttered this last word.
and upon this utterance his soul was taken
and his body left for dead.
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