Bob
Picture of Bob courtesy of Jake
(c) 1999 All rights reserved
"Home show/Mom won't know/Run out the back door/He's passed out on the floor/third time/been caught twice"
"Forgive our neighbor Bob/I think he
humped a dog"
--Blink 182, "Anthem"
Who is Bob?
Many of you may wonder, who the @#$%!^ is Bob!? Bob is everybody named Bob. I am not making fun of people named Bob or saying that they are special, I just have a strange (annoying) obsessing with the name. I need therapy for my affliction but until I get a therapist that will really understand the true meaning of Bob and not laugh at me, this page will still exist. Kate and Hannah are Bob people too, but Hannah doens't understand the true meaning of Bob. Read on for the Bob songs, where to buy Bob, Bob links, and more!
Bob Quote
"yes i know someone named bob. his reall name is of course robert. robert
equals bob and bob equals robert. roberto bob. bobby bobert rob they all make
sense and equal the same thing. ok now after reading please delete and forget
i ever sent this ok ok kkkkhehehehe" --Lawrence C.
Our Bob
Our Bob is a white fuzzy Britney Spear's style keychain change purse. He got his name when my English teacher asked me its name and i was like ???? oh yeah, BOB!!! So the name stuck, not like i actually name my change purse lip gloss containers. Well anyways, we named my Lip Smackers Martian Mallow lip gloss Bob, too. It goes with the purse because it is white and it looks pretty together.
Where to Buy Bob
Our Bob was purchased at Stamp on It on Forbes. So go there if you want a Bob or if you want to see what Bob looks like. There are many Bobs, actually. If it is that girl with chin-length (i think) hair and an eyebrow ring at the cash register ask her to see Bob. I told her Bob's name, LOL... There might still be a couple of Bobs left in the back.
People Named Bob
Famous people are in bold font
Bob from the Mofatts
Bob Carter (Nick Carter's dad)
The duck in "Drabble" comic strip
Kaitlin's cousin and uncle
Kate's uncle
Kid Rock (Bob Ritchie)
Liz's uncle
Mike's dad (also called Bobbo)
My next door neighbor
Our math teacher's husband
People Who Have Bob
Jake has a Bob now! He took my advice and bought
one and he was the one that took the picture! And he got his friend Ryan to get a Bob too!
Emily has a Bob because Meagan got it for her for Christmas!
"If your child thinks he wants 'Murderous Bob, the Doll with
the Face you can Rip Right Off,' you'd better get it. You may
be worried that it might help to encourage your child's
antisocial tendencies, but believe me, you have not seen anti-
social tendencies until you've seen a child who is convinced
that he or she did not get the right gift."
- Dave Barry
submitted by Kate
the perfect worker ..
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
submitted by Dysanne
The Bob Songs
Bob Song #1
To the tune of "Summer Girls" by LFO
When I met you I said my name was Bob
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and FOB
The Backstreet Boys had a bunch of hits
Anchovies make me sick
And I think it's fly when Betty Sue Bob stops by for the summer
For the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and FOB
Just as I like Betty Sue Bob
But she's been gone since that summer
That summer
Bob Song #2
Bob Song #3
Bob Links
BillyBob
Ok, after reading the Bob section of my page, don't think i'm extremely weird, I'm just going through a Bob phase. E-mail me
j-o-y@usa.net if you know anyone named Bob!
BobwitdaBob
and this is for the bobs and the bobbie boberts, the roberto roberts...
to the tune of the Pepsi~Cola commercial
Bob Bob-bob Bob Bob Bob Bob-bob Bob bob bob
Joy of Bob-Bob
Bob
The Talking Head of "Bob"
(or something like that. u can ask bob things. lauren gave me this site)