And now for something ... very ... different.

Good luck finding a candy-flavored ferret!

Jesus and Satan getting along surprisingly well, as portrayed by Texas and Myself.

Oh shit. I've just had an epiphany that may ruin my senior year of college. Having a website is possibly the greatest procrastination tool that there has ever been. Please don't let me remember this on a daily basis, because if I do, not only will I spend all my time tinkering, but all of you who are reading this may stop by occassionally to see the results of it, and then we'll ALL procrastinate ALL the time and Western civilization as we know it will come to a screeching halt and chaos will ensue and... oh GOD!!


I've been getting complaints that my site is boring now and people want me to revitalize it, so homework be damned! Honestly, more information is on my livejournal, if you must know about me. And I really don't have time to do so now, but I will fill out one of these fun lil' questionnaire thingies because they're hokey and I haven't done one for a while. Enjoy!


[1]. Name: Lynsey
[2]. Nicknames: Lag, Red, Griz, Cherry
[3]. Eyes: Grey/blue/green.
[4]. Siblings: Becky (24), Emily (12)
[5]. Sex Before Marriage? Sure, if you're not an idiot about it. I actually believe in sex more than I do in marriage, so have at.
[6]. Been so drunk you threw up? I actually never throw up until the next morning. Not sure why.
[7]. Been so drunk you blacked out? There are many nights that I have had to piece together the next day.
[8]. Ever helped somebody else cheat? Not really.
[9]. Missed school because it was raining: Who knows?
[10]. Set any body part on fire for amusement: Can't say that I have... weirdos...
[11]. Kept a secret from everyone: Who hasn't?
[12]. Had an imaginary friend? Nope.
[13]. Cried during a Flick: Never out-and-out bawled, but I've gotten close a few times.
[14]. Had a crush on a teacher: No. Authority figures have always weirded me out.
[15]. Ever thought an animated character was hot: Hello? Jessica Rabbit!
[16]. Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the Block tape: ...yes...
[17]. Prank called someone: Yeah.
[18]. Been on stage: All the friggin time.

------------------FAVORITES------------

[1]. Shampoo: White Rain used to make this awesome Almond scented shampoo. It was heavenly.
[2]. Body wash: Right now I've got this nice Green Tea exfoliating stuff. It's pretty cool.
[3]. Colors: Red
[4]. Day/Night: Depends on the day and the night.
[5]. Summer/Winter: Spring.
[6]. Online Smiley: Um... The little devil one on ICQ is cute.
[7]. Lace or satin: Both!
[8]. Like anyone: Favorite like anyone...? this question makes no freaking sense.
[9]. Known the longest of your friends: Eya. Best friends at 2!
[10]. Who's the loudest: Kara or Tex.
[11]. Who's the shyest: I don't really know many shy people. I guess Melody.
[12]. Who do you go to for advice: I generally don't. But on occasion, Gretchen or Bridget or Tex.
[13]. Who do you get the most surveys from? Nobody anymore.
[14]. Who do you cry with: No one really. I guess I cry in front of Connor, but we don't really cry together.

----------IN THE LAST 2 Weeks------------

[1]. Cried: Don't think so.
[2]. Cut your hair: No.
[3]. Worn a skirt: Yes, goddamnit. I got all dressed up and beautiful for a ball that was supposed to have an open bar at it, and when we got there, there was no booze ANYWHERE. I was PISSED.
[4]. Been mean: Yeah, I get kind of testy from time to time.
[5]. Been sarcastic: ...No, never.
[6]. Talked to someone you have a crush on?: Crush? Are we in middle school?
[7]. Missed someone: Every day.
[8]. Hugged someone: Yes.
[9]. Fought with your parents: Amazingly, no!

[10]. Wished upon a star: There are no stars in New York.
[11]. Laughed until you cried: Hmmm... if I did I was too drunk to remember it. Hehehe.
[12]. Played Truth or Dare: No... but I think I'm going to get on that!
[13]. Watched a sunrise/sunset: Yes.
[14]. Went to the beach at night: No.
[15]. Read a book for fun: Are you kidding? I have no time for such things! Too much schoolwork goddammit!
[16]. Eaten a meal: What? Yes!

---Next Random Section---

[1]. Are you lonely?: That's the basic human condition, right?
[2]. Are you happy: That's a completely relative question. I'm much happier than I have been at some times in my life, but I'm not a bubbling vat of giggles, either.
[3]. Are you talking to someone online: Yes.

Do you believe in.....

[1]. God/Devil: Not as such.
[2]. Love: Yes.
[3]. The Closet Monster: Well, there's an 8 foot drawing of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac next to my closet...
[4]. The Big Bang Theory: Don't know enough about it to really say.
[5]. Heaven/Hell: No.
[6]. Superstitions: Not really, but I still observe many of them. How weird.

Next Random Section:

[1]. What is your full name? That doesn't seem like something I should be posting online.
[2]. Who named you?: Mom and Dad. I'm named after my great Aunt Marilyn, but they didn't want to name me Marilyn (which sucks! that's such a cool name!) so they took the "lyn" and added "sey" to it.
[3]. Backstreet Boys or N Sync? Eeeeewwwwwwwwww.
[4]. When was the last time you showered? This afternoon.
[5]. What was the the last thing that you said online? You really wanna know? "Every religion is pretty much a different interpretation of the SAME principle, so why do we have to fight about it?"
[6]. What is right next to you?: Huge piles of books I'm supposed to be reading for research. Heh. By tomorrow. Hehehe...
[7]. What is your computer desk made of? Fake wood, I guess.
[8]. What was the last thing that you ate? A salad.
[9]. What is your favorite state?: Montana... there cannot possibly be anything more beautiful.
[10]. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Jesus, I don't know. What a dumb question.
[11]. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? That's an even dumber question!
[12]. How many buddies do you have on your list: 131.
[13]. How's the weather right now?: It's getting chilly.
[14]. What did you do last night?: Drank at Tom's apartment and listened to him and Steven M. compare scars, then watched boxing till 5:00 am and talked with Steven till 7:00 about religion... long night.
[1]. What's the best thing that you find about the opposite sex? Depends on the person, really. But I tend to notice hair, eyes, voice, sense of humor... mostly I like intelligence and dark hair.
[2]. Favorite hair color in the opposite sex: The darker the better.
[3]. Pizza or ice cream?: Pizza!
[4]. How do YOU eat an Oreo? Any way I can! Mostly with milk.
[1]. Dream car? 1968 black 'Vette.
[2]. What do you want to be when you grow up? Not dirt poor, well traveled, and happy.
[3]. Goals?: Traveling a lot, really LIVING and not working a nine to five getting nowhere job.
[4]. Favorite band? Don't really know right now. I'm exploring a lot of new music.
[5]. Favorite movie?: Of all time... either Labyrinth or Edward Scissorhands. But Fight Club and Snatch are close seconds.
[6]. Favorite days of this year? THIS year? Valentine's Day was pretty awesome.
[7]. Least favorite time of the year: Winter.
[8]. Fast or slow? Ummmmmm that really depends on what is going fast or slow.
[9]. Are you too shy to ask someone out?: Only once was I too shy. I'm usually pretty blunt.
[10]. If you could change your name, what would it be? I dunno. I would've loved to be named Marilyn, but that didn't happen, so whatever.
[11]. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Yes, my dog Dave that I've had since around age 6.
[12]. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
[13]. Did you play with POGs? No.
[14]. What will your first son's name be?: HAHAHAAAA!!!! But seriously, folks, if I were to have one it'd probably be Gavin.
[15]. What will your first daughter's name be?: Let me reiterate: HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Lydia or Phoebe, I guess.
[16]. Favorite drink: Tea during the day, Ginger and Whiskey or Vodka martinis at night.
[17]. Lust or Love? Put the two together and you've got yourself a deal.
[18]. Do you consider cheerleading a sport?: I don't think I could give less of a shit if I really tried.
[19]. War?: Don't get me started. It's complicated. If it's unavoidable and it must be done, then sure, but for the most part these days it's ludicrous. I hope someday we evolve past it.
[20]. Do you remember 2Gether? No.
[21]. When's your birthday? February 13
[22]. How old will you be?: 22


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