A Few Questions For You Guys Out There...

Guys, what's with....

* FARTING - Why must your lift you leg? Why is it
 necessary to openly do it anyway?

* JOCK-ITCH - We don't want to see you scratch.

* PORNOS - Why?

* PICK UP LINES - My God, be yourself.

* CALLING - Pick up the phone and dial!! If you say
 you will call, CALL!!!!

* DOUBLE STANDARDS - If you can do it, why the hell
 can't I?

* HONESTY - Learn the concept. It is a good thing.

* SENSITIVITY - Get some!!!!

* DEODORANT - Buy it! Use it!

* LOCKER ROOMS - Hello.....air freshner.

* HEADS - We know you have two heads, just PLEASE
 learn to use the correct one!

* You can't beat up everyone. You are not the s***, -
 I AM.

* Being drunk is not an excuse to sleep with anything
 on legs.

* Believe me, sex is NOT number one and you are NOT
 number one at it.

* Why must you tell ALL of your friends about
 everything you do with a girl? Just keep your mouth
 shut!!!

* Dang it - SHAVE!!!!!!!!

* Do not blame everything we do on P.M.S. We are
 females, stuff happens and it is not our fault.

* Try matching your maturity level to your age.

* We are NOT objects. We have feelings, thoughts and
 ideas. We can even form words like "F--K YOU!!!"

* There is more to life than playing cards and video
 games - How old are you??

* Why do we have to look good and you can look like
 crap?

* Can we go out in public? Your room does not excite
 me.

* Can we eat like humans - utensils were made
 especially for this purpose. Ever heard of knives,
 forks, and spoons? How about napkins? (This does not
 include shirt sleeves.)

* Get your priorities straight. You are not paying a
 ton of money every year to get drunk, get laid, or
 play sports. Make something of yourself!

* I am not putting myself through school to carry your
 sorry, lazy butt through life.

* What is the deal with standing in front of your
 mirror - naked - and thinking "Oh, what a God." Trust
 me you are not a God.

* Rulers were not invented to measure your genitalia -
 They were not made that small. Why measure it anyway?
 There will always be someone bigger and believe me,
 we can find him.

* Romance is not three seconds of sweat and nothing
 and then rolling over and going to sleep.

* The one thing you are good for, you are not good at!

* No, I will not swallow!!!

* One word - DUH!!!!