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A Few Questions For You Guys Out There...

Guys, what's with.... * FARTING - Why must your lift you leg? Why is it necessary to openly do it anyway? * JOCK-ITCH - We don't want to see you scratch. * PORNOS - Why? * PICK UP LINES - My God, be yourself. * CALLING - Pick up the phone and dial!! If you say you will call, CALL!!!! * DOUBLE STANDARDS - If you can do it, why the hell can't I? * HONESTY - Learn the concept. It is a good thing. * SENSITIVITY - Get some!!!! * DEODORANT - Buy it! Use it! * LOCKER ROOMS - Hello.....air freshner. * HEADS - We know you have two heads, just PLEASE learn to use the correct one! * You can't beat up everyone. You are not the s***, - I AM. * Being drunk is not an excuse to sleep with anything on legs. * Believe me, sex is NOT number one and you are NOT number one at it. * Why must you tell ALL of your friends about everything you do with a girl? Just keep your mouth shut!!! * Dang it - SHAVE!!!!!!!! * Do not blame everything we do on P.M.S. We are females, stuff happens and it is not our fault. * Try matching your maturity level to your age. * We are NOT objects. We have feelings, thoughts and ideas. We can even form words like "F--K YOU!!!" * There is more to life than playing cards and video games - How old are you?? * Why do we have to look good and you can look like crap? * Can we go out in public? Your room does not excite me. * Can we eat like humans - utensils were made especially for this purpose. Ever heard of knives, forks, and spoons? How about napkins? (This does not include shirt sleeves.) * Get your priorities straight. You are not paying a ton of money every year to get drunk, get laid, or play sports. Make something of yourself! * I am not putting myself through school to carry your sorry, lazy butt through life. * What is the deal with standing in front of your mirror - naked - and thinking "Oh, what a God." Trust me you are not a God. * Rulers were not invented to measure your genitalia - They were not made that small. Why measure it anyway? There will always be someone bigger and believe me, we can find him. * Romance is not three seconds of sweat and nothing and then rolling over and going to sleep. * The one thing you are good for, you are not good at! * No, I will not swallow!!! * One word - DUH!!!!

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