Hi. I'm updating my page again. And once again, all I'm gonna update is this here opening paragraph. Don't you feel great reading my new thoughts, knowing that I just recently thought of them. Thinking thinking thinking thinking. Have you ever wondered why if you twist the letters in Santa's name, you get Satan? Weird. One time I was outside...it was a long time ago...I saw this little puppy dog. Puppy dogs are neat. Some day I'm gonna make millions of dollars making high class webpages for important people like Jeff Foxworthy, Pauly Shore, and Justin Giovanelli. Man they'll just love my wit and my humor and the way I make pancakes. So I guess I'm done updating my page again for a while. Wait! What's that over there?! IT'S THE ROBOT!!!!!!
Ok in this area I'll put stories from other people. This means you have to send them to me though. So get writing. If you don't send me stories I will destroy this section because only having one is dumb. Just something to think about. Maybe someday I'll be famous and I'll put all your stories in a book that I write. It'll be called "Eric and His Friends Writing Stupid Stories." I know this would be a dream come true for all of you, but I need the stories first. And if you happen to be a person I don't know, I'll put your stories up too, they'll go in the "I Don't Know You" section, although I have a feeling this section will stay empty.
"Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?"
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