Here are the chords of some DAAS and DAAS related songs with a few exceptions. I play the piano, not the guitar so I don't know how to write them out in tabs but the chords will apply to both. It's easy to add extra little bits if you want, like the proper intro's, but it's too difficult for me to actually write it out because unfortunately, you can't write out sheet music on web pages (as far as I know). The chords are pretty basic and easy to learn and sorry if some of them don't sound right but I had to play them by ear. And they might not be in the same key as they sing it because I used the easiest scales without many sharps or flats.
WORLD'S BEST KISSER - DAAS C F
I'm wet and I'm moist C Am So come on let's rejoice, F G with the birds, the bees the fillies and the colts, F G C and the fact that we are all young adults. C F So lie back on your couch, C Am after this there'll be no doubt F G I don't care if you're a miss or a missus F G C You done been squelched by the World's best kisser. F G C Oh, ho, sit up straight and pout. F G C I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out, F G C A tounge so grand, you'll call me more than friends. F G C One kiss from this, you'll never brush your teeth again. Well go back to your husband now Tell him you done broke your vow Stand proud and say "Hey Mister, I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser" Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out A tongue so long it really grows and grows Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose I've only kissed one girl before My Grandma on the kitchen floor She dribbled and grinned and said "Hey Kid, You taught me things your Grandpa never did" She added there'd be hell to pay If Ma found out we'd gone astray So hurry Paul, go and get some sleep You finally got a skill to teach the sheep Hey, hey, calm down and pucker up These lips are strong enough to stop a truck A tongue so long, it really packs a punch One kiss from this And I'll know what you had for lunch One kiss from this And I'll know what you had for lunch Yesterday GOOD NEWS WEEK F It's Good News Week, A# C Someones dropped a bomb somewhere, A# C Contaminating atmosphere A# C G And blackening the sky, F It's Good News Week, A# C Someone's found a way to give A# C the rotting dead a will to live A# C F Go on and never die. KRISHNA - The Doug Anthony Allstars G C Set 'em up, break 'em down G D And pass the cup around Em C D It's the last that we will share for quite some time Em C I've shaved my head - wear a dress Am Em I've left my bonny wife C G D G I've got Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life [Chorus] C My sweet lord rama rama D G Got my ticket to Nirvana C G It's a commune just left of county Cork C Share a pint with me lord Shiva Am Em As we read the Bhagavad Gita C G D I'll have Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life G -of my life G C G D Well I used to be a cattle prod for Jesus G Em C D And L. Ron Hubbard took me in some too Em C I was a moonie, loved Charles Manson Am Em But they are not as handsome C D G As the godhead whose skin is shining blue [Chorus] G C Hari Hari Ha Hooray! G D I chant it every day G Em C D with my virtue tucked proudly in my lap Em C And I pray all night to Krishna Am Em 'Cause he's a damned good listener C D G And he never ever ever answers back [Chorus] Em Cm Am Em And when Irish eyes are trying to make the Pommies pay C G D We'll get Krishna and his shotgun to join the IRA the IRA - the IRA C G Hari Hari Ha Hooray! MARIA - DAAS (As this song is extremely repetitive I have only done the first and last verses) C Am I love, a girl called Maria, F Her name is Maria G They call her Mari, Mari Mari, Mari, Maria. She loves a guy who's a maori A New Zealand maori Yes, he's a maori, maori Maori, maori, maori They sailed A kayak down the Murray A kayak down the Murray Down the Murray Murray, Murray, Murray. They docked Their boat at the marina They docked at the marina At the Mari, Mari, Mari, Mari, Marina They love pasta marinara Pasta marinara They love their mari Mari, mari, marinara. They skipped Through a field of marigolds A field of marigolds A field of mari, Mari, mari, marigolds They said One day they would marry One day they would marry Yes they'd marry, Marry, marry, marry, marry. C F C Sadly, they DIED this afternoon C C C CHA-CHA-CHA!
