UFO?

A small metal object bearing the above engraving fell from the sky last Thursday at the corner of 4th and Antsy. First on the scene, Bill Oakenthorpe took the small craft to Dr. Milton Shanghi of the Community College's Department of UFOs.

Dr. Shanghi has concluded, "It certainly comes from an inferior extraterrestrial species. They are obviously backward, hideous, warlike, and their genitals look ridiculous. But of course, sending it to Chapelsnap was no chance occurrence. As an advanced culture, it is up to us to tell the world: WE ARE NOT ALONE.

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