Hello, lost souls,

and welcome to Chapelsnap's online suicide hotline, the last place people in crisis can turn to before they do the unthinkable, manned by Mayor Wabash 24 hours a day.

(Responses typically take 4-6 weeks). 







Your Name:







Your address:






Your dilemma:(Two sentences or less, please)















Thanks, 

And wait till I write back to do it!

The Honorable Mayor Wabash



Use the backdoor to Chapelsnap



And if this is not sufficient, talk to God directly.



Why this service was started:

Last fiscal year, Chapelsnap had the highest 

per capita suicide rate 

in the nation(approx 1 in 100). Since this service was started we have 

the best per capita suicide rate in the country (0%). Maybe we're tooting our own horn. Maybe.

Hello, lost souls,

and welcome to Chapelsnap's online suicide hotline, the last place people in crisis can turn to before they do the unthinkable, manned by Mayor Wabash 24 hours a day.

Your Name: Your address: Your dilemma:(Two sentences or less, please) Thanks, And wait till I write back to do it! The Honorable Mayor Wabash Use the backdoor to Chapelsnap

And if this is not sufficient, talk to God directly. Why this service was started:

Last fiscal year, Chapelsnap had the highest per capita suicide rate in the nation(approx 1 in 100). Since this service was started we have the best per capita suicide rate in the country (0%). Maybe we're tooting our own horn. Maybe.

Your Name:

Your address:

Your dilemma:(Two sentences or less, please)

Thanks,
And wait till I write back to do it!
The Honorable Mayor Wabash
Use the backdoor to Chapelsnap

And if this is not sufficient, talk to God directly.

Why this service was started:

`Last fiscal year, Chapelsnap had the highest per capita suicide rate in the nation(approx 1 in 100). Since this service was started we have the best per capita suicide rate in the country (0%). Maybe we're tooting our own horn. Maybe.`