Chapelsnap (AP)- The East Chapelsnap-West Chapelsnap rap wars are heating up, with rapper Subtle T killed in response to the recent murder of MC Escher, founding member of hip hop collective N.W.L.C. (Non-Caucasians With Legitimate Concerns). DJ Limbless and Mix Master Tibberous were also murdered overnight outside a nightclub in South Central Chapelsnap in what police describe as "two people having been murdered". DJ JD has called for peace, in the Hood, Iraq, and the West Bank. UN Weapons Inspectors have arrived at a Listening Booth in Weltsville. UNSCOM head Hans Blix says new sensors can detect funk from forty yards. More details as they become available.
