We cannot even show you a picture
of him anymore, but
imagine an owl wearing a fright wig and a t-shirt that said "Chapelsnap Ahoy!". We all
also thought it would be appropriate to give the owl human genitalia, because the picture
looked lopsided with him holding that big American flag in his other
hand.
So we
airbrushed it in. We printed up hundreds of bumper stickers and brochures
featuring Chapelsnap Pete. But
then someone from Weltsville called in to Larry King about it.
Are we so infantile that we can't look at penis engorged with blood without laughing? Well, we're not! Grow up.
