Despite his assurances to the contrary, Mayor Wabash gets his annual humiliation at the Chapelsnap Rodeo Benefit. Won't he ever learn?

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Chapelsnap's favorite son, The Unknown Comic, gives a pep talk for the President's Nuclear Safety Commission

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The animatronic history of Chapelsnap at ChapelsnapLand opened yesterday to throngs of Weltsvillians and Springfielders. Critics now agree it was worth the 4.6 billion dollar investment.

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As a drunk haberdasher assaults the late Chester A. Arthur's favorite brothel with Silly String, the world looks on in shock.

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