Overheard at the counter of Weltsville's Dew Drop Inn:
"I heard Frank wouldn't make room for the competition, so that (expletive
deleted) called Snappie in to change Frank's mind and I guess Snappie
went a
little too far. You didn't hear this from me."
I know this is just cheap third party hearsay but it would probably stand
up in
court. I just wish I knew who the "competition" was or what that "expletive
deleted" might mean. Oh well.
Hey, how much are tickets to that horse show? Will there be pony rides
for the
kids?
Linda Harfang, Ug-Lee Beauty Salon receptionist:
A large gentleman in a triple breasted suit (and we know who wears those,
wink, wink) was siphoning gas out of a 88 chevy lumina for his moped at the
corner of 6th and Juicy.
EMAIL
CHAPELSNAP!
