Do you ever feel like this?

You're not alone. There is a growing discontent with Chapelsnap's future. Five candidates will be vying for your vote this November, and the city will never be the same.

Garrison Wabash

(Pro-Pancake Party)
is the nine time incumbent mayor of Chapelsnap. Winning over Mayor McPoodle nearly two decades ago on the platform of "Eat it or Beat it", Wabash fulfilled the community's breakfast leanings while kicking all Vietnam Protesters out of town. He has run unopposed since then, but with the death of Frank Sperling, the town is a bundle of frazzled nerves.

Clem Lawson

(Anti-Pancake Party)
is the current mayor of Chapelsnap's rival town of Weltsville. His entry into the race is shocking, because of his well-known hatred for Chapelsnap. He claims he can "merge the two towns into one metropolis- maybe even get a library for the town."

Bill Oakenthorpe

(Bull Lemur Party)
told reporters he felt "as fit as a Bull Lemur" when questioned about his obesity. Twenty-one years old, Bill is already a prominent citizen, due to his work in the community. His most famous achievement- The yield sign at the corner of 5th and Juicy.

Martin Iambic

(The Coming Out Party)
,7 foot 4 inchs tall, claims he's "twice the man Ross Perot is." A millionaire and hobby sod farming enthusiast, Iambic declared his self financed candidacy in the rubble of the Winkhouse building, where he once found a Susan B. Anthony Dollar. His slogan: "Like lost change, I will amount to something."

Snappie

(Greenback Party)
has never officially been seen, but a petition with sufficient signatures for candidacy was mailed anonymously to city hall last week. Professor Juntha has compared this to the Loch Ness Monster's recent role as Scottish Ambassador to Kenya, but few of the other candidates see this as relevant.
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