Bill Oakenthorpe's
Video Pick
Featuring the famous eggplant rating system
Hi, everybody. If you don't know me from town, my name's Bill
Oakenthorpe. I grew up in Weltsville, but I consider myself a full
fledged- "snapper now!. I am a semi-professional
banjo player, with experience in the gentile's harp. I tour with my
band "Big & Tall" every summer, and work at the Roosevelt motel and go to
school at Chapelsnap Community College during the rest of the year. I
just got my gun repair degree and am thinking about moving off the
cemetary land where I live with my mom, stepdad, and stepbrothers. But
more than anything
I LOVE MOVIES!!!!
Today's Pick:The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald
I give it:
(four eggplant)
Okay, Ebert hated the 3 hour montage of graphic images from the
autopsy of the recently deceased singer, but I sat breathless throughout. 3
copies are available at Chapelsnap Video, who sponsor this page.
The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald(1996), rated R, starring Robert
Loggia, Gene Hackman, Sophia Loren, and Ella Fitzgerald. Directed
by Antonio Spoonicci.
Previous winners:
- Carnival of Souls*- 5 eggplants
- Dementia 13*- 5 eggplants
- Medium Cool*- 5 eggplants
- Pants-Cake- 3 1/2 eggplants
- Tales of the Speckled Flute as remembered by Admiral William
Q. Lunchbucket, PhD- 4.36665 eggplants
*Indicates an actual movie.
