The Pimp Daddies

PimpCome-on lines to use on a Hoe's

Baby, Baby, Baby, you want some Pez?
Baby, Baby, Baby, you want to work the streets?
Baby, Baby, Baby, You want to be my Hoe?
Baby, Baby, Baby, I want to french fry your potatoe!
Baby, Baby, Baby, how 'bout Sex?
Baby, Baby, Baby, won't you pluck my grapes?
Baby, Baby, Baby, my jalapeno's red hot!
Baby, Baby, Baby, can't you see my brocoli swellin'?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Will you sleep on mine?
If one has a ladder in one's stockings: Is that a ladder in your stockings, or is it a stairway to heaven?
Hey Baby are those space pants you wearin'? Cuz hunney yo ass out of the world!
Hey baby are those mirrors in your pants? Cuz I see myself in them right now!
Hey baby can we do some math together? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
What fucks like a tiger and winks? *WINK* *WINK* Hey babe!
Baby, if you were any sexier, I would have to tie my dick around my leg to keep it from raping you!

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