Interesting Quotes...Here are some quotes I've gathered over the years...
I'll try to separate them into little sections...
"House" Quotes
(Quotes from around the Apartment... or Quotes that ended up on the board...)
Liz talking to Becky after a night out at the bars: "Yeah, I was kinda pimpin' you last night... Sorry."
"The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss." ~ Douglas Adams
"You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo." ~ S. Rickly Christian
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't." ~ Rhonda Hansome
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." ~ Catherine Aird
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." ~ Rich Cook
"Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid." ~ Liz Taylor
"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards." ~ R. A. Dickson
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ~ Dean Martin
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." ~ Ernest Hemmingway
"I drink to make other people interesting." ~ George Jean Nathan
"Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full, I see the glass as too big." ~ George Carlin
"If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?" ~ Steven Wright
"A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy, and nothing can stop him." ~ Alexander Solzenitsyn.
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it." ~ Andy Rooney
"The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and faith to believe it is possible." ~ Richard M. Devos
"Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying." ~ Christian Furchtegott Gellert
"People forget how fast you did a job --but they remember how well you did it." ~ Howard W. Newton
"You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time." ~ Charles F. Kettering
"People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there." ~ Unknown
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." ~ Mary Wilson Little
"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." ~ Robert Heinlein
"But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love -why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there." ~ Erma Bombeck
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." ~ Matt Groening