Loyal Order of .-PiRaTeSMiLieS!!

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Ye hath found the .-Internet home of the .-Pirates of the .-UseNet...
The Loyal Order of .-PiRaTeSMiLieS!

The high seas of the UseNet are so vast that the Loyal Order of .-PiRaTeSMiLieS cannot patrol them alone...
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The scurvy dog, Captain Busternaut and his Renegade Revolutionary Emu Regime have joined our ranks...
Shivver me timbers!!!
Together we shall loot and plunder the whole of the CyberSpace!

If ye be willing to join, there be a few rules that ye must follow:

  1. Ye must be brave and true of heart.
  2. Ye must uphold the fine standards of this .-Order.
  3. Ye must never fire volleys upon other members of this .-Order.
  4. Ye must share all plunder with other member of the .-Crew.

Why should ye be a member of the Loyal Order of .-PiRaTeSMiLieS!!?

  1. Ye may use official .-PiRaTeSMiLieS where ever ye wants.-D
  2. Ye may board ships at ye convience.
  3. Ye may sing songs that include, "Yo! ho! blow the man down..."
  4. Ye may have a parrot on thy shoulder.
  5. Ye may have a patch on one eye, hook for a hand, and/or a peg leg.
  6. Ye may use terms like "avast" and "aaaaaarrrrrrr."
  7. Ye may consume large amounts of rum.
  8. Ye may officially use the Jolly Roger on thy web site.

The .-Officers!

WeeSaul - .-Cap'n
Somebody - .-FirstMate
Gilbert T. Sullivan - .-Gilligan (.-LiL .-BuDDy)
Jael - .-Cap'n's .-Wench
Ethics Gradient - .-Cap'n's .-Winch
Cupcake - .-Cap'n's .-ChamberMaid

The .-Crew!
  • Flaagg
  • cb cool
  • cb cool
  • Somebody
  • Somebody
  • Jelliebun
  • Terry Burris
  • Smee
  • Hawkins
  • Scram
  • little toad

The Official Recognized .-PiRaTeSMiLieS



The Official .-PiRaTeSMiLie


Winkin' .-PiRaTeSMiLie


Stick Ye Tongue Out .-PiRaTeSMiLie


The Ooooooohhhhhh Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo .-PiRaTeSMiLie


The Buck-toothed .-PiRaTeSMiLie


The Popeye .-PiRaTeSMiLie


The .-PiRaTeSMiLie Bot


The Sea Sick .-PiRaTeSMiLie


The Dead .-PiRaTeSMiLie

If ye be brave enough to join the .-Crew, signal the .-Cap'n!

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