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GOLF EXCUSES 101
Here are a few bad golf shot excuses and funny comments we have all heard out on the links or at the 19th hole....ENJOY!
1...A fly flew in my ear.
*** Golf does make us all a little buggie.
2...My clubs need new grips.
*** Must not need them on the good shots.
3...Is the flag in the front of the green ?
*** Like it really matters.
4...I pushed it! I pulled it ! I skyed it !
*** Oh yeh, we didn't see that.
5...What club did you use ?
*** I didn't know every golfer hits a 5 iron the same distance.
6...I'm in between clubs !
*** My sons comment to me while on the green facing a 60 foot putt.
7...Got to get a new ball in play.
*** This one is getting tired.
Bob....Lehigh Acres Florida
8...If that tree hadn't been there I would be on!
***There a chain saw in my bag!
9...I missed a putt and it rimmed out.
***Just like a prom queen, all lip and no hole.
10..I'm using stolen clubs (after slicing every drive)
*** Found out later he wasn't joking.
11.. "Ooh, I hit a Roseanne Barr"
***When I asked what that meant, my friend says... "I caught it a litte fat"!
12.. "If the wind wasn't blowing so hard I would have been on."
***"Say what, you figured that out before or after you swung?"
Ricky... Henderson, Ky
13.. "How in the heck did I do that ?"
***"I see your problem, you're standing too close to the ball AFTER you "
Matthew... Palmerston North, New Zealand