in an absurdly blown-up copy of this photo,
minutae can be examined and analyzed rigorously,
conclusions can be reached, decisions can be made,
and the only requirement necessary for viewing it
is clicking here.

Thanks to J.J., keeper of the double bass, for fillin' in at the last minute.
Photo courtesy Flair Communications

Event courtesy the consciousless incubi from Brown & Williamson
Viva la Unrestricted Free Enterprise!