Po-isms
Here are some quotes that I heard during my lifetime. Some are funny, some are
serious, and some that have no point to it (But I put them in because they sound
phat)! Hopefully, y'all learn something from this; even my man, Alfred (above), can learn a thing or two from them; but then again
what does he know? Who cares! Here we go, ENJOY!
"If you lead someone to a well too many times, it'll be dry." - Dean Delamullva
"The meaning of gun control is using both hands." -De La Soul
"The definition of apathy and ignorance is 'I don't know and I don't care!'" -Adam Baginski on Philosophy
"While at college, learning is the LEAST of your worries." Anonymous
"Why eat bread when you can eat cake?" -Marie Antoinette
"It's f---ing cold; it's like Titanic weather out here." -A typical Cal U student
"If you do drugs, then your bad. M'kay?" -Mr. Macky
"There's no such as a stupid question...just stupid people." -Mr. Garrison
"If you put Kane's brain in a bird's head, it'll fly backwards." -The Rock on Kane
"Being a man does not mean you can pee further then the other guy!"
"Making love takes 24 hours a day; sex takes about 15 minutes."
"There's no speed limit to love." -Faizon Love
"If you dance with the devil, you will get burned."
"You're born, you waste time, then you die...Thanks for nothing! -Darryl M. Bell
"Fake niggas don't go platinum, they go aluminum." -The Roots (Clones)
"Your house is so small, you have to go outside to change your mind." -Quincy Jones
"You're digging yourself into a 20 foot hole with a 10 foot ladder and right now, you're not helping yourself!" -Boatswain's Mate Second Class Martin J. Oro
"If you say that you are 1/10 Native American, it doesn't matter because you're still 9/10 an a--hole!" -Adam Corolla (The Man Show)
"Oh now I'm a bad parent just because I hate my kid?!" -Amy Yasback (Problem Child)
"Hendrix is dead, be someone else that's alive and not Robert Downey, Jr." -Damon Wayans (while talking to his TV son about drugs and inspiration)
"You know, you look exactly how I feel!" -Jim Breuer (on his encounter with Jack Nicholson on Jim's stoned appearance)
"This is why stupid people should not breathe!" - Leroy Wold (yelling at a careless pedestrian)
"What do you want me to do; drop out of school, join the salvation army, and fight wars?!" - Ashton Kutcher (That 70's Show)
"How much suds did they use to brainwash you?" - A common thug on NYPD Blue
"You can cooperate or we could lay the hurt on you Texas-style; that's a regular ass-whooping that's been supersized!" - Chris Parnell (as George W. Bush)
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!" - Judge Judy
"Hulk Smash!" - The Incredible Hulk, in savage mode
"I'm a rage-aholic, I can't live without rage-ahol!" - Homer Simpson
"What living if you don't pull your shorts down and slide on the ice" -Shia LeBeouf (Even Stevens)
"All men are pigs, some are just dogs." -Mr. Powell
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