You Know You Gettin' Hated On
Fellas,
Feel like the whole world is against you? Things not going your way? Feel like something or somebody is out to get you? Well then, here are some signs that Fate is hating upon you! Good luck and enjoy. . .
--When you try to get with a girl, but she brings a friend with her because she don't want to leave her alone?
--When some pretty boy comes outta nowhere and starts macking on the girl you are with, right in front of your face.
--When that same pretty boy side steps right in front you of the girl you're trying to talk to.
--When you car doesn't start when you're about to get lucky.
--If you're 30 years old with two kids, living under your parents' roof, and let your parents & your kids run your life.
--If you're too lazy to do anything about it.
--If a white girl is so into black men, but finds you not thuggish enough to be black, when in reality, you are black.
--When you go to a waterpark and all the sudden, it starts to thunderstorm.
--When you work at a waterpark and the owners refuse to close it down because of a severe thunderstorm.
--When you've been sold bad products.
--When your favorite TV show gets cancelled.
--When the reverend at your church singles you out during a sermon.
--When you get sick on your dream vacation.
--When some drunk idiot pukes in your car.
--When some ignorant souls smoke in your car after you told them not to.
--When a teacher singles you out during a class.
--When a girl you care about refuses to accept the fact that she's in an abusive relationship.
--If you watched "12 Monkeys".
--If every girl you met has some sort of problems.
--When a boot camp official singles you out in front of the whole company.
--If your roommate brings someone over and tells you to leave.
--Whenever there is a fine print to something.
--When the girl you're with doesn't give you any props for anything, instead she puts you down for everything.
--If your girl asks to prove your love to her by going to a chick flick with her.
--If the girl your with is having a baby and makes all these plans without you.
--If the girl "tricks" into having sex.
--If your supervisor singles you out in front of your co-workers.
--If you're force to listen to a style of music that doesn't suite you.
--If you get your ass kicked in front of a family member and they don't even lift a finger to help.
--If you get your ass kicked by a four year old.
--If you can't sleep at night.
--If you're called to work on your day off.
--If you have a gunshot wound to the head and they make you wait in the waiting room in the hospital.
--If they stick next to someone who's pukin their guts out and you are the sympathic puker.
--If the shoe store doesn't have your shoe size.
--When closing time comes around, and some idiot comes in at the last minute for something stupid.
--If a girl you just met at a club wants you to take her back to your crib, only to not be there for more than 1 hour because she's under the order of her mother. (Note: this girl is in here 20s)
--If you downloaded a song off the net only to have inserts of DJ Clue's annoying outbursts in the song.
--If you downloaded a song off the net only for it to be cut off right in the middle.
--If everybody in the world can get a record deal, except you.
--If the bill collectors call your house and threaten you.
--If the bill collectors call your job and threaten you.
--If one of your best friends calls you from an exotic place to tell you he's having the time of his life while you're working a 12 hour shift.
--When no one cares what you think.
--If a girl calls you 10 times a day to talk about nothing.
--If someone side steps you while you're standing in line.
--If you run out of syrup for your pancakes.
--If you're one in a million people that hasn't "got milk."
--If you lose constantly at Solitaire.
--If the girl your with brings up the fact that she's married while the two of you are having sex.
--If you're in the military and ask to be stationed in a certain place and instead, they station you completely somewhere else.
--If your computer crashes and you take it to a computer to have the data restore, only for the tech to completely erase everything.
--If your supervisors single you out altogther because they ain't got anything else better to do.
--If you're singled out altogether in a small town.
--If everybody in the world says they're better than you.
--If you get drunk and become the funniest person for that night, only to wake up and have no idea what you did.
Pretty soon, more hate-isms coming, just give me a minute to research, will ya?
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