The Girl Ain't Interested . . .
Fellas.....
Want to know if the girl you are interested in is interested in you, but you're afraid she'll play you out like Atari? Well here are the signs that you are wasting your time with these women. And for you "ladies" who just happen to stumble onto this page, you know who you are and why don't you wise up and act like ladies?:
-- If she invites you over her house only to avoid you like the plague.
-- If you invite her to your place only for her to use your phone the whole time.
-- If she constantly talks about the other guy.
-- If you call her only to talk about nothing (or not talk at all).
-- If her sentences begin with "uh.., umm.., hmm.."
-- If she constantly compares you to the other guy.
-- If every time you call her, she always seems busy.
-- If you and her are alone in her room about to get it on (or so you thought) and her roommate walks in and then leaves, and she goes with her roommate, leaving in the room, leaving you fully aroused, not to return for 2 hours.
-- If you don't play any college/professional sport.
-- If your family income is less than $500,000.
-- If she makes plans only to break them....FREQUENTLY
-- If you call the girl and unfortunately she's on the other line; she says she'll call back and she never does.
-- If she speaks to you using one-word sentences.
-- If she doesn't give you eye contact (unless you don't give it, either).
-- If she puts down her own appearence just to see how gullible you are to say counter it.
Example:
girl- I'm so fat and ugly.
boy- Aw, no you're not. I think your pretty.
girl- But I'm so pathetic, with low self-esteem.
BOY, JUST LEAVE!!
-- If she refers you to her girlfriends as a friend.
-- If she refers another guy to you as a "friend."
-- If she invites you to go out with her and girlfriend, only for her to pay more attention to her girlfriend.
-- If you invite her out somewhere (just the two of you) and she brings 16 other guy friends.
-- When she says "Oh you are just soooooooo understanding and so easy to talk to." In other words, she thinks you're gay.
-- If you're out with her and she constantly excuses herself to go somewhere else (probably to flirt with someone else.
-- If she invites you over her place, only to complain about her boyfriend.
-- If she keeps calling her mother every 5 minutes to "check in."
-- If she talks about how sexy other guys are.
AND THIS IS PRETTY OBVIOUS, YOU DUMBASSES
-- If she's a LESBIAN!
-- If she's MARRIED!
-- If she's MARRIED with 2 kids!
-- If she's a Jehovah Witness?!
-- If she's a schizophrenic!
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