Tuhn bahk! Dees jouhnal ees not foh you! In dees jouhnal vee vill rrrite vahtevah vee vahnt, enny vay vee vahnt! Dees ees cohmplete and uttah Anahrrrchy against propah punctuation and spelling. Dees ees ellipsis und run-on sentence heaven. Do vee take such libahtees heah becuss vee ah unintelligent oah lazy? No...vee do it becuss vee vant to. Becuss deh ah enuff rules in dee verld. Becuss vee cahn! Becuss eet ees fun! Becuss vee jouhnal rrritahs cahn be a lawless lot in the free couhntrree of owah pages. You hahv no powah heah....you must accept ziss!
Gut bye!
