SHITTY POETRY
by Jon Wayne Pluko
Jon Pluko works hard.
He loves his wife very much.
Her name is Edna.
Stroking his mullet,
Jon ponders his existence.
He strokes it some more.
The mighty Pluko,
His red hair burns like fire.
He is a flamer.
Teenage pregnancy,
The Army frowns upon it.
Jon revels in it.
Seeking employment,
Jon groomed himself very well.
The mullet prevails.
Jon was in trouble,
Having knocked up his girlfriend.
Marriage was the key.
Edna was fourteen.
That did not stop Jon Pluko.
He was twenty-one.
Pluko chose to run.
The M.P.s were in pursuit.
They tracked the man down.