The Life and Times of a True American Asshole.
A lot of people try to say that I'm full of shit. Some people say, "That Jon Pluko character tells lots of bullshit stories, don't believe a word he says." Well, those people are assholes and scumbags. I'd kick all their asses at the drop of a hat. One time I even fought off 4 guys at a bowling alley with my bare hands. They were all twice my size, but I didn't back down. Does that sound like bullshit? Does it? Cus' I'll kick your ass, too. Anyway, this section is where I'm posting some war stories. I was the bravest soldier in all of Desert Storm. I was even doing some killing during Desert Shield, which wasn't allowed, but I didn't care. I do what I want. No one gives me orders unless they're looking for trouble. Well, enough about that. Here they are... just click on the title to read the story.
(NOTE* - I've never done this before, and I'll probably never do it again, but I'm going to step out of character for one brief moment to tell you... these stories aren't funny, I tried, but they just ended up really dumb and shitty. I'm leaving them up, but you've been warned, so don't email me with your shitty complaints. Thanks.)