2. Pass the vicious rumors along.
3. If the mistake is in your favor, don't correct it.
4. Cut people off in the middle of their sentences.
5. Add insult to injury.
6. Turn on your brights to oncoming traffic.
7. Tailgate the elderly.
8. Always be right.
9. Lean on the doorbell.
10. If there is going to be a fight, make sure you start it.
11. Assume everybody agrees with you, but keep trying to convince them.
12. Misquote
13. Leave the toilet seat up.
14. Drive 50 mph in the passing lane.
15. Park in the handicapped space.
16. Take more than 10 items in the checkout line.
17. Constantly remind people that their freckles could be cancerous.
18. Talk to yourself as if someone else was with you. If someone interupts you, comment to your imaginary friend on how rude that person was to interupt your conversation.
19. Use the last square of toilet paper.
20. Tell your kids to try even harder.
21. Send anonymous letters.
22. Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
23. Don't take "no" for an answer.
24. Sneer at people who try hard.
25. Treat underlings as such.
26. Argue with everybody.
27. When giving directions leave out a turn or two.
28. Every Umbrella is yours
29. Remind people who lose their job that they probably should have worked harder.
30. Keep and store wisecracks for tense and serious occasions.
31. Scratch your pits whenever you want.
32. If it feels good, do it.
33. Answer a question with a question.
34. See what it takes to get the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
35. Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.
36. Stopping for red lights after midnight is a waste of time.
40. Make jokes about terrorists at the boarding gate.
*********SUBMITTED TO ME BY D. REINERT*******
1. Set the copy machine to reduce 20%, extra dark, 20 copies
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally while talking to others.
3. While driving through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go"
4. Highlight irrelevent information and "cc" them to your boss
5. Stomp on little ketchup packets.
6. end all your sentences with the words, "....in accordance to prophecy."
7.Reply to everything someone says with the words, "That's what YOU think."
8. Honk and wave to strangers
9. Keep your windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up"
10. Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
11. Tell your friends, 4 days prior, that you can't attend their party because you're just not in the mood.