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The Anti-Hanson Page!!

"And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake like a dragon....Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

The ancient prophet John of Patmos wrote
these verses to warn his fellow Christians of the end
of the world. In the Book of Revelation, he
describes the events which will lead up to the end.
Throughout the centuries man has found signs and
proclaimed the end to be at hand. However, time
has not as of yet validated these claims. The latest
sign appears to be the scariest of them all. Hanson.
Some say they're cute. Some say their music rocks.
We at the CSA believe that they are just pure evil.
The CSA, or Center for Signs of the Apocalypse,
has recently uncovered some evidence that
suggests Hanson may be more than just a
bubble-gum pop band. They may in fact be the
beast of the apocalypse as foretold by the

The Evidence: