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FLYERS FAN!!!!!
two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Roosevelt Park when one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes
his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs
neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Flyers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flyers fan, "the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since wea re in Philadelphia, I just assumed you were." said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Phantoms Fan Rescues Friehnd From
Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Phantoms fan either, "the boy said. " I assumed everyone in
Philadelphia was wither for the Flyers or Phantoms. "What team do you
root for?" the reporter asked. "i'm a Rangers fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Bastard from New Yorks Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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