Zac: Never, ever, ever, never.

Isaac: I think I sometimes wake up and go, 'Wow this is cool!'

Taylor: When we wake up I wouldn't say that we think anything except, 'Hey it's a nice day out there!'

Isaac: Then as the day goes on and you have fans hanging outside the hotel, that's when it hits you.

Isaac: It's a big honour cos I mean...

Zac: You guys! (He points to a flat looking bun on the boys lunch trolley.) It's a bagel!

Isaac: (To Zac) Yeah, yeah... I mean it's definitely amazing that...

Zac: (Still preoccupied with the bagel) Look at this! Someone's sat on my bagel!

Isaac: It's amazing that so many people want to travel just to see us walk into a building.

Taylor: Erm, it's fun.

Zac: The problem with limos is...

Isaac: ...they attract attention. People think, 'Oooh, who's in there?'

Taylor: Some of them have seats facing backwards, which makes you feel a bit queasy. Zac nearly threw up during one limo ride.

Isaac: He did throw up, didn't he?

Zac: No only almost. I held it in.

Isaac: Wasn't it cause the roads were really curvy that day?

Zac: No guys, that's just me. I even get sick in normal cars.

Isaac: Cause they're nicer than a van.

Zac: They best ones have this remote and you go, 'Beeep!' (points imaginary remote control at Taylor) and this panel opens up and a TV comes whizzing out.

Taylor: You can stick your head out the sun roof while your cruising round town and stand up in them.

Isaac: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Taylor: Yeah, people are always giving us clothes but that doesn't't mean we wear them all.

Taylor: Oh no, we always take them and then if we want the stuff we keep it and if we don't...

Isaac: Woah woah woah! People don't necessarily just give us stuff because of who we are.

Taylor: Yeah, we don't like to wear big logos, we just wear stuff we like.

Isaac: I go some guitars from Gibson. That was very, very cool and a real thrill for me.

Taylor: We get given loads of lava lamps cause we are starting a lava lamp collection at home.

Zac: If this was our room there'd be two big lava lamps here (points to a pile of bagels), one here (waves hand at Taylor's foot), one here (points at Walker's head), and one here (gestures over to Isaac).

Isaac: The two big lamps are over three foot tall. (i.e nearly as big as Zac himself. Well almost nearly).

Zac: They're not three foot tall. They're two foot twelve.

Isaac: Well whatever, they're pretty big and they take a while to stat working but once they do they look great.

Zac: Like pillars.

Zac: I don't know if I'd call it wild. (Getting cheeky) But there'll be some music, a stage, a few lights, some speakers, and audience...

Taylor: We hope!

Isaac: We're not going for tons of special effects but the set we helped design is very cool.

Taylor: We actually thought of that but it would be really dangerous. You could drive a little too far and end up in the audience... break a few bones.

Zac: Or miss and smash into a wall.

Isaac: We thought it would be cool if Zac drove up a ramp to his drums and parked behind them.

Zac: Or you could do a wheelie, give it too much gas and end up flipping over backwards.

Taylor: And crushing your whole body!

Isaac: Tay and Zac have had some pretty incredible wrecks recently.

Taylor: Zac hit a rock and just flipped. He flew about ten feet through the air.

Zac: Hey, I was teaching gymnastics to my brothers!

Zac: I don't think I could bear to do that. I already smash my drums enough as it is, hitting them as hard as I do.

Taylor: Zac takes his out his anger by snapping his drumsticks. Rock'n'roll!

Isaac: I'd never be able to smash a guitar. First of all it's mine so I'd be ruining my own stuff.

Zac: And secondly... why?

Isaac: Yeah, why wreck good gear?!

Who's been the most rock'n'roll that you've run into?

Isaac: Aerosmith!

Taylor: And John McEnroe, the tennis player.

Isaac: Oh and we met Ringo Starr from the Beatles last night.

Taylor: We did a little cameo in his new video.

Isaac: The song's called La Di Da.

Zac: (in a posh falsetto) La Di Da!

Isaac: But, erm, it's kinda strange, so we'll see how it turns out.

Taylor: We thought about getting earrings and tattoos but it's so cliched. Everyone's done that.

Isaac: We thought about eyebrow rings. That could've been cool.

Taylor: Yeah but everyone does it. It's no big deal.

Zac: Of course. On one of the first shows for the Middle of Nowhere tour both Tay and I got sick.

Taylor: Yeah we were spewing all over the place.

Zac: But luckily one of the first things we said was, if you're gonna spew up on stage make sure you've got your back to the audience.

Taylor: Yeah, don't spew on the audience! Bad move.

Isaac: That's not true. They didn't actually spew on stage. They just looked very green for the whole set.

Zac: It's very easy to get sick when you're meeting so many people.

Taylor: You shake somebody's hand, then you pick your nose, wipe it on your leg. Then you pick your ear... It's tough!

Taylor: Never to anyone we didn't know really well.

Zac: And only in the dark - not where anyone could see us!

Isaac: Before you ask, there are no pictures. Trust me!