Sex On the Beach

Can't we all just get along? Can't the world come together for one common goal? I am asking for nothing spectacular, nothing unusual. Just the entire planet to hold out their hands, full of cash and give it to me. And I shall take this money, travel over oceans, conquer rude cab drivers and emerge victorious in a vacation resort that serves drinks with tiny bamboo umbrellas. I will need bravery, I will need courage, I will need your money but I will do it. For you, the world, my vacation will create peace and harmony throughout the continents, throughout the universe.

But wait? Are you doubting my ideal of a utopia? You probably ask, how is this possible Connie? You might also be asking what drug are you on Connie? But no, I am a drug free and I am confident in what I am suggesting.

But how is it possible? How can sending one person on vacation save the world? To be quite frank, I have been a bitch lately. I find myself single and a little down, feeling like I'm never going to be seen as attractive. A few days ago, I came across a web site which had adult pictures of people in explicit positions and I gave a sad sigh, my future is uncertain, when will I ever have sex again?

Well, how does it apply to you? The world? Why should the World care about little ol' me? Bitchiness spreads, my friend. Yes, the butterfly effect. If I am bitchy here in Canada then who is to say that the reason the waitress spilled coffee on you in New Mexico isn't because of me? Were you cut off today driving home from work? Were you short changed at the grocery store? Did a stranger who you have never meet give you the FINGER?Can you honestly say to yourself that it wasn't because of my lack of sex? Can you?

No contribution is big or too small. Give today to put a smile on my face ... and yours tomorrow.