From the Final Two Pages
Topic: From My Diary
I'm watchin' VCR stuff of the "audition" tapes of "American Idol." This is the one w/ #60868--apparently wreL8 2 Fantasia Barrio--failed in his audition for sounding an tadd two octaves too high, dogg. It is 0816 hours now that Anna is in school. It's 0839 hours.
As Paris Bennett blows away the judges w/ "Cowboy Take Me Away," the 1st of 2 songs she sings, hear are the guys I nomin8d for DS Artist of 2000, including the inarguable titleholder:

Huey Lewis & the News
The Dixie Chicks
George Benson
* Vertical Horizon
Creed

According 2 my Walkman, it's 8:46 A.M. I'm gonna view the season finale of "Desperate Housewives" now.
It's 1051 hours. I'm in the dining room now that Mom has maid me clean the bathroom syncs & kounta. Now playing in Mom's FM/CD thingy is the bonus track to Kevin Max's "Stereotype Be" CD. It's 11:07 A.M. in Bakersfield, CA & 2:07 P.M. in Haverhill, MA. Tonight, Las Vegas sez the Mavericks r favoured 2 defeat the Suns by 7? points. It could be sixty-eight degrees Farenheit @ this our. I'll bike 2 CSUB 2 Czech email & dew Internet stuffe. & I have my Walkman as I listen 2 Pastor Tyree Toliver while some of the Annoying Birds chirp their tales off.

Its 1117 hours...one minute L8r.

From the First Page
Topic: From My Diary
Now playin' in my mental jukebox is "Hope I Don't Go Back" by E-40. It's 1900 hrs.