Entry w/ the Frozen Yogurt Shop, The
from 5/5/2006

Good evening. It's 1723 hrs as I listen to "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" by Chris Brown for the 55th time (thrice consecutively 2day). This is on a iPod/iTunes playlist known as "The Allison Soundtrack." Since I'm a creative writer, "Allison" is a fictional character in a collection of chronicles I'm writing about a single African-American female working as a registered nurse in New York.

It's 1730 hrs as "Close to You" by Maxi Priest plays. It's 5:26 PM. I've been 2 this frozen yogurt store, like, 3x or 4x. & I've always come there on afternoons, before 3PM when the kids get outta school, so the place is quite empty. I've been eating the peanut butter frozen yogurt the whole time I've visited; I should probably try something else b4 I get sick of it.

It's 1804 hrs as "Contact" by Falling Up plays. One of the young ladies who works there is Cynthia. I find myself buying yogurt & than having conservations w/ her on two visits. I have 2 admit, I've enjoyed spending time at that frozen yogurt shop there, notably when I c Cynthia there w/ her backpack on the table & readin' stuff. Its 6:09 PM as "Contact" plays again, followed by "The Power of Orange Knickers" by Tori Amos featuring Damien Rice. I wish I had biked there instead of driven; perhaps I wooda gotten rid of the calories from that frozen yogurt faster from cycling.

from 5/10/2006

Hmm, my fingers fell tingly, like numb at the tips. It's 0411 hrs as I just finished listening to "Up All Night" by Charlotte Martin on the "One AM Drive along the I-5" playlist on iTunes. Its 0601 hours.

If my Mom or Dad catch me fooling around on the PC, I'll tell them that I'm studying for 2morrow's final. I guess I'm having trouble sleeping and this is in spite of the Lunesta. Musby the KFC chicken for lunch and the pork adobo for dinner. After all, Dr. Mendoza, my psychiatrist, did say that fatty foods can inter-fear w/ the Seroquel (and now the Lunesta. It's 0510 hours. It's 0456 hrs.

It's 0435 hours as "In the Light" by dc Talk plays for the 132nd thyme. It's 0522 hrs as "Marianne" by Tori Amos plays. Isle probably send an "thank u" e-letter to my business prof., Mizz Robinson, for giving me, like, good stuff in my journey into uh employment. & I should Cher w/ her that the reason y I "invested" in AstraZeneca was because I actually took a look at the box of Seroquel, which was my medication until last week. I noticed the name of the pharmaceutical company & chose to "buy stock in it." I did mention in my Wall Street presentation Seroquel as a example of what drugs AstraZeneca manufactures, along w/ Nexium. I gnu Seroquel was 4 schizophrenia according 2 reports so that's y I brought it up. It wood've been 2 revealin' 4 me 2 say that I was on this med @ the thyme, which was for my manic/depression. If I had said that Seroquel was 4 manic/depression or bipolar disorder, well, I wooda said 'em. Incidentally, I 4get what the name of the clean-shaven Hispanic classm8 is, but he did say that it was a koinky-dink that a "crazy drug" (in his words) like Seroquel prompted me to sell (or buy) my AZN stock at $51.50; 5150 is related 2 some psychotic or psychiatric stuff; I dunno. All I no is that 5150 is the name of a Van Halen record. So was "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"....u'no, where u take the initials &...u get the idea. It's 0507 hrs. It's 0458 hours.

It was a good presentation, if not the best. I was really killin' myself over how this stock market project was gonna b done. It's 0450 hours as "Died In Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew plays for the 212th time, moving up a notch to #13. And now that it's played 213x, it moved up to the dozen-spot. Keith's iPod Top 25. I'm doin' this 4 Rick Dees & the sorta retired Casey Kasem! It's 0503 hrs as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears For Fears plays. Their two other hits, "Shout" & "Head Over Heels," r next. & maybe aisle play another T4F song, "Sowing the Seeds of Love," but that's on the 1AMDAI5 playlist. "Playlist Essex" is currently on. It's 0505 hrs.

It's 0514 hrs and 64? outside. 2day, it's gonna b 92? w/ no chance o'reign. Now playing over&over is "Mr. Zebra," a 66-second Tori Amos song. I'm inflating the play count stats to push it to the Top 25. It will accompany the 44-second "Wampum Prayer," if not replace it. If I play "Mr. Zebra" for the last time, it wood b 131x overall. "Wampum Prayer" is #16 w/ 201x. Falling Up sets the bubble @ 171x w/ their #25 hit, "The Gathering." Hmmm. & look @ that. Tori just caught up to dc Talk's 1AMDAI5 hit, "In the Light," (which was just played once this mourning).

It's 5:24 AM. Apparently, I've left that Interactive Textbook stuff 4 2 long; over a our pacifically. Better loginn again. Now playing is "Strange" by Tori Amos; it's 0526 hrs. It's 0530 hrs as "Crazy" and then the #16 song "Wampum Prayer" play. If I play the #16 song again, Amos will catch up to Black Flag's "TV Party."

I just looked @ my horoscope online 2day. It said that I think I have 2 make a sacrifice b4 doing something. In other words, I probably cannot make my bike ride around the neighbourhood & make stops 2 study. This is cuz I'm typing at 5:33 AM w/o sleepin' @ all. I switch over from Tori to Charlotte w/ "Up All Night," currently the most played Martin song at 11x. So far, I don't seam 2 b really studying. W/ more thyme spent in these hours following "iTunes stats" and blogging, I haven't even turned on the pop-up on The World's Polka Network to accompany my studyin'. It's 0538 hrs. It's 0547 hrs.

I wanted 2 c Cynthia (who has the same name as my aunt) 2day & c if she works on that day. Maybe, um, after biking (or possibly driving) I wood take my iPod (or my AM/FM cassette player? Gosh, that thing's olde.) Aw man. The byrds r chirpin'. But mourning doesn't begin till Anna's annoyin' birds chrip, aisle telya that. It's 5:41 PM as "Sweet Chariot" by Charlotte Martin gives way to her bonus track, "Wild Horses" (just +'d on the Cydney soundtrack). When Mom & I were returnin' form church last Sunday, I mentioned Cynthia, or @ least that there was this girl @ the frozen yogurt shoppe. I dunno what she said amongst her motherly nagging, but I think the gist of it was that I shouldn't b chasing after girls I may obsess over, just like Щ?▒٩~!% from back in hi school. & I think whenever this is what my Mom's really saying, it ain't givin' my peace a chance, that's fo'sho. It's 0551 hrs. I also experienced this same crap when I was caught mailing another fan letter 2 Bonnie Bernstein. @ least I got 2 mention that my letter wasn't asking 4 her hand in marriage or 2 proposition her or any other kinda stuff that a really criminally obsessed fan wood present 2 a celebrity. It's 0553 hrs. By the way, the letter was 2 N4m B? of my website & what's on her iPod? (assuming she's got 1)

Incidentally, after mailing Bonnie's letter, I did stop by the "frogurt" [Simpsons ref.] shoppe & told Cynthia about it. Twas a good-natured conservation. It's 5:58 PM; the sun rose a coupl'a mins ago. What will Mom & Dad say? Good morning?

(Cave Dwellin') 1st Post in Sum Thyme
Mood:  sad
Good morning, yall. It's 0145 hrs in Bakersfield; currently 65?. Now playing on iTunes on the "One AM Drive Along the I-5" playlist is "Wonderwall" by Oasis for the 107th time. Following Oasis is "Second Chance" by .38 Special. I actually herd that over the radio in my psychiatrist's office the other day. It's 1:50 AM. It's 2:34 AM as I take a brake from my extra-credit assignment for my Intro 2 Beeswax class by listening again to "Wonderwall" while viewing images on SlapstickStuff.com. It's kinda funny how on the Bonnie Bernstein Fan Site on Yahoo! one Bonniephile keeps saying my name & I haven't even turned up yet on the posts. Now, I really wanted to make one post on that site & on this blog by predicting the ongoing NBA playoffs w/ my Nintendo GameCube. It's 2:40 as "Best I Ever Had" by Vertical Horizon plays. But the fact of the matter is, plenty of stuff has come & sucked the fun out of doing so. 1) I had 2 work on a stock market presentation for my class (I expect to do the presentation L8r this morning, & 2) the GameCube has been acting screwy lately, & it looks like I'll have 2 ride it out till Nintendo brings out the newest version or whatever. The reason y the subtitle of this is called "Cave Dwellin'" is cuz the lack of DirecTV or cable in this household means no exposure to ESPN, Fox Sports West, or even the NBA playoffs on TNT. I really don't like hearing about sports on local media (i.e. TV, radio, gnus-paper) cuz I do not give a damn about prep sports or insignificant pro teams here, even if the Condors are in the playoffs. It's 3:17 AM as I take another brake & listen to songs on the new Kevin Max album I imported from the CD to iTunes. I also plan 2 buy another prepaid iTunes card at Best Buy so I can download a Charlotte Martin album on the iTunes Music Store. It's 3:47 AM.

I just deleted one post that was a NBA prediction. I think it was a Clippers vs. Suns game. I figured that I have no knead 2 hold on 2 the "NBA crystal ball" posts now that the reg. season is over.

Mood:  happy
Topic: Personal
Good afternoon. It's 1229 hrs. Now playing on iTunes is a "WOXY.com Lounge Act" by Aberdeen City. I dunno if they're referrin' 2 Aberdeen, SD or Aberdeen, U.K. Did somebody say Franz Ferdinand? It's 1230 hrs.
I just called Jaime V., aka Bobo the Millennium Clown & maid a quick catch-up & N4med him about this website. It's 1231 hrs. It's 1314 hrs as "Moon-Shy City" by Lejeune plays on my WOXY.com podcast. It's 1:15 PM.
I have b4 me on this old desk "The Kissing Game" by Kasey Michaels and a dairy that Ina Goodling, a member of the creative writers' club o'er @ Barnes & Noble, gave 2 me. It's 1232 hrs as Aberdeen City plays "In Combat." I was gonna play the Lounge Act by Summer Lawns or by The Long Winters, but I already herd 'em both. It's 1233 hrs.
So what should I give Anna for her fourteenth b'day on Feb. 2? Simpsons literature? A compact disc from The Beetles or sum alternative rock band? (Alternative to who? Aerosmith? Metallica? Limp Biscuit?
Green Day?)
It's 1240 hrs. My Dad's been up my butt about cleanin' the bathroom.
It's 1310 hrs. I'm now listening to Volume Nine of "Unsigned@WOXY.com."
Should I contact Dawn M. Noel? I musta had a correspondence w/ her from the year 1999. It's 1;11 PM.
I hope I don't become def like Beethoven, Rush L., or Phil Collins. It's 1313 hrs. "That's All."


"Everyday," by Phil Collins or Bon Jovi or Dave Matthews Band.

Mood:  caffeinated
It's now 0203 hrs. I'm listening to my "One AM Drive Along the I-5" playlist. The current song? "Sowing the Seeds of Love," a #2 song according to Casey Kasem back in '89 by Tears For Fears. It's 0205 hrs.
It's 0220 hrs. I'm now listening to the original "Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning)" by Vertical Horizon on the same playlist, & than it'll b the remake by country signer Gary Allan. Just a minute till it's 0222 hrs & me thinx u gotta make a wish or somethin'.
I just played "Song of Love" by Rebecca St. James for the 117th thyme. St. James is tryin' 2 stay on the good side of the Top 25 list, currently rank't at #23. It's 0232 hrs. Its 0249 hrs as I play "Jamaica Inn" by Tori Amos. I'ts 0307 hrs as I listen to "Cupid" by 112.
It's 0340 hrs as I listen 2 some Jars of Clay songs (on iTunes) from there "Redemption Songs" CD. It's 0347 hrs.
It's 1641 hours. My mother just called; they're shopping, so they ain't on their weigh yett. My Dad's sleepin', so he don't no his Steelers EZLy won just now. I'm also taping "Desperate Housewives" tonight at 9/8 Central only on ABC. It's 4:43 PM. Now playing is "Original Sinsuality," a Top 25 iTunes song by Tori Amos, my favourite singer from 2005.
It's 1659 hrs as I listen to "Bittersweet" by Falling Up for the twenty-seventh time. Next, aisle listen 2 "Exhibition," "Escalates," and than one of those WOXY.com podcasts I'm always downloadin'. It's 1700 hrs. It's 1702 hrs as I clip coupons out, such as one or three from Quizno's Sub?. Mmmm...toasty!
Christie Brinkley musby, like, seventy. Yet, she's still doin' Covergirl? adverts. It's 5:06 PM. I wish B? wood do shampoo commercials. Anything just 2 watch her shower. It's 1726 hrs. It's 1728 hrs as I print out my ridiculous poetic ode 2 Bonnie B. 4 have copied @ my Dad's office 2morrow & red 2 the members of my creative writers' club over @ Barnes & Noble.

Entry w/o Paper, The
Mood:  caffeinated
Well, that's it. Me thinx tis thyme 2 vatch "Crime Seen Investigation." Good Ni-chall! & it's 1956 hrs.
It's 1608 hrs.
Now playin' on iTunes for the 3rd & forth thyme is "Nickajack Cave (Johnny Cash's Redemption) by Gary Allan. Its from his gnu album called "Tough All Over." It's 1609 hrs. Simultaneously, my own PC is playin' the uploaded trax from this CD on Windows Media Player. Cuz I'm obsessed w/ the play count, I'm "infL8n' the play count." It's 1610 hrs. I better contact Jaime Valdez & Jen Fisher 2 in4m 'em about this website. & I also wanna bring up the hi school wreunion this summer. It's 1611 hrs.
I turned off my aging ol' comp.
Ever scene "Men In Black II"? Or that Cash biopik starrin' San Joaquin Phoenix, AZ & Reese's Witherfork? It's 1613 hrs. Now playin' is the third track, "I Just Got Back from Hell."
It's 1936 hrs, which is twenty-four minutes away from pryme thyme. I'm so in a wrush that I cannot explain what kneads 2 b done. It's 1937 hrs. Thyme's Benjamins & change.
iT'S 1945 hrs.
It's 1951 hrs. In nine minutes, this should b posted, regardless of errors or Miss Tayx. It's still 7:51. & now it's 1952 hrs.
Its 1711 hrs.
It's 1806 hrs. I'm listenin' 2 the final track of Gary Allan's CD, "Putting My Misery on Display." Incidentally, "Misery" by Soul Asylum is one of my Top 100 faves from eleven yearz ago. (Ninety-first, pacifically.)
It's 1724 hrs as I wear my Florida Marlins capp. Earlier, I was wearin' a hat of a diff'rent NL East team, the Nye Metts, as I was changin' clothes. It's 1725 hrs as "Life Ain't Always Beautiful" by Gary Allan plays. I hope KUZZ will play it someday. It's 1726 hrs. Life isn't always beautiful, but what a beautiful wride. Next is "He Can't Quit Her." No, I ain't thinking about Melanie, Dawn, or Jen.
But that don't mean I ain't thinkin' about nobody.
?
It's 1727 hrs.
It's 1807 hrs. I'm logged on, thuss leavin' Anna 2 strum on her guitar & do homework in the fam'lee room.
It's 1814 hrs. I have sett a thyme; 8PM, when I shall hand over this PC (or comp as Anna sez) 2 her. CBS is heiring back2back episodes (or eps in IM English, perhaps?) of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation."
I'ts 1817 hrs. I had 2 remove my sweater, & thus replace my Mets hatt w/ a Phillies hat. Yep, another NL East team. Wish I had the ones by Atalanta and Washington. It's 1819 hrs; its 58? outside.
It's 1830 hrs as I Finnish'd listenin' 2 Gary Allan. I'm now back 2 my "Morgan Sisters Industries" playlist (now playin' is "TV Party" by Black Flag.) It's 1833 hrs. It's 68? o'er in Riverside, where Alain, my brotha, is @. (Pardon me 4 endin' a sen-1?s w/ a preposition.) & I just played my favourite song from seven years ago, "Are You Jimmy Ray." It's 1837 hrs as "TV Party" playz 4 da 103rd thyme.
My father's takin' my baby sister 2 her religious education: jr. high class, so I can still mind the computer till a lil after 8:30 PM while watchin' a rerun of "CSI" I ain't sure I've scene b4. It's 1858 hrs.
Currently playin' on iTunes for the twelfth & 13rd time is "Diary" by Alicia Keys f/ Tony! Toni! Tone! I love it; very sexy. Alain only criticizes it 4 the nonfictional phone # in the lyrics. Probably not as memorable as Tommy Tutone's "867-5309 (Jenny)" {which I've played, like, 6x on the iPod but oh so much more on Windows Media.] It's 1901 hrs; I hope my ears can handle the base & trouble. O by the way, I'm Czechin' out the L8st diary (not blog) entry by CBS Sports reporter Bonnie Bernstein. O gosh, she is so freakin' hot! It's 1902 hrs. B? types about some dead guys, but I presume this dairy entree was maid b4 Tony Dungy's kid hung 'imself. It's 1904 hrs. I oughta do a pencil sketch of Bonnie writin' in her dairy next 2 a guinea pig. It's 1904 hrs.
It's 1915 hrs as I listen 2 Keys' big hitt "You Don't Know My Name." Its on my playlist dubbed "The Allison Soundtrack." Isle explain who the heck "Allison" will be eventually, along w/ who "Melanie" is in "The Melanie Soundtrack." It's 1916 hrs as the A4mentioned song plays for the eighth time on iTunes.
It's now six till 2000 hrs as I click the second Mozilla Firefox tabb over 2 put the thang 2 the Bonnie Bernstein Fan Club. I gotta make 2 posts yonder. Somethin' about TX & Bonnie lookalikes. It's 1955 hrs.

NBA Pick
Topic: NBA
Phoenix† 137
New York‡ 126

PHO: Nash 78 pts, 27/43 FG .628
NY: Richardson 97 pts, 30/39 FG .769

NOTES:
Rite b4 Alain, my brother, leaves to return to UC Riverside tomorrow, he joined in at the 2nd ?. When I was playin' at the 1st ?, I was still purdy much playin' a crappy Knicks team. So at the fact that the Knicks would lose poorly should be accurate. I even think that the Knicks gettin' blown out would be accurate. However, I doubt that Quentin Richardson would flirt w/ the L8 Wilt Chamberlain's single-game record of 100 points. Nor do I predict that Steve Nash flirt w/ Kobe's, uh, sixty-two points scored just a few weeks ago. Alain's strategy when we play games is to run up the score w/ 3PT field goals. & that really bugged me. Thus, I had to double-team Nash every time he had the ball. Never really worked. Alain didn't quite double-team Quentin Richardson, which is y I won that shootout (if not the game).


† me
‡ Alain



ACTUAL:

Phoenix 133
New York 140

PHO: Nash 28 pts, 10/25 FG .400
NY: Richardson DNP

From the First Page
Topic: From My Diary
Now playin' in my mental jukebox is "Hope I Don't Go Back" by E-40. It's 1900 hrs.

Entry with the Ergonomic Multitasking, The
It's 1345 hrs. The following entry was written on paper.

It's 0220 hrs. I cannot sleep. So my TV is on; Maury Povich is showin' a New Year's episode w/ drag queens. U'no; man or woman?

It's 1359 hrs. Alain and Dad are watchin' "The Godfather Part II." (My father has not seen Part III & hasn't let the bad revues deter him yet from C'ing it.) Now playing on iTunes is "Flights" by Falling Up for the fiftieth time.
It's 1401 hrs. Anna is still in her room, but I'm hoping 2 do my stuff b4 she shows up & takes over this PC (or comp as she calls it. What-freakin'-ever.) On my unwritten schedule is to sample the rhetorical question part in the "Mother Simpson" episode of "The Simpsons" on DVD. It's 1402 hrs. Now playing is "Searchlights," also by Falling Up, for the seventieth thyme. It's 1403 hrs.
Should I finish the rest of the draft that I have written down on paper? Nah, it's paper. It can w8, unless it gets damaged or something. Also, I have to update the rosters for the Spurs and Nuggets to do the "crystal ball" game tonight. The game is on at 6PM.

It's 1404 hrs. Happy New Year!

Mood:  caffeinated
It's 2303 hrs. I'm currently sampling sound bites on Disc 1 of "The Simpsons: Season 7." Hold on. I just herd one sample.
It's 2310 hrs. Alain and Anna r in the family room playing "EA Sports 2006" on the Gamecube in the family room despite the fact that they were s'pozedta move the thing in the den where I'm @ now. I'm currently trying to sample as much sound bites from Disc 1 tonight b4 going to bed. My horoscope suggests turning in early.
It's 2311 hrs.
It's 2321 hrs. It looks like I will rummage or whatever thru the "Mother Simpson" episode. My last sample of the knight don't got anything where Homer says "D'oh" or "mmm"; in fact, it's kind of a anticlimactic one, like the "Mother Shabubu" one. Well, that should mark the end to a purdy productive day. Tomorrow, I probably will help do Mom's books & some accounting stuff. But I hope 2 make my last post of 2005 on the Bonnie Bernstein fansite if Anna ain't hoggin' the PC. Take care yall!

My Favourite Recording Artists of 2005
Topic: Music
overall: Tori Amos and Falling Up (tie)

new artist: John Cena

pop: Mariah Carey
rock: Green Day
R&B/hip-hop: Kanye West
rap: John Cena
adult top 40: Green Day
adult contemporary: Backstreet Boys
country: Brooks & Dunn
contemporary Christian/Christian rock: Falling Up