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Generic theme music plays and a studio audience cheers as we fade into Australia's favourite sports show: SPORTGASM!
Seated behind a desk surrounded by a colourful studio setting and an audience of sport-loving Aussies is "Aussie Newsbreaker" and sporting journalist extraordinare, Tony Prescott.
 He waits for the audience to quieten down before introducing everybody to the show. TONY: Hello blokes and shielas and welcome to another edition of Sportgasm! We have a wonderful show lined up for you tonight, lots of sporting news, lots of interviews but first and foremost, let me welcome, via satellite, our very special guest first up. He is the "Virtuoso of Violence", he's tearing it up in the TWD, he is Jamie Krenshaw! The audience goes wild as the feed cuts to a split-screen so we can see both Jamie and Tony. Krenshaw stands in his regular correspondence spot, in the parking lot just outside his apartment building. He's dressed recreationally, wearing a t-shirt promoting TWD's Supercard II and sporting a warm grin, an unfamiliar sight to fans of TWD. JAMIE: Hello Tony, hello fans. TONY: Jamie, it's great to have you with us... JAMIE: Of course it is. Some light laughter from the audience. TONY: Very good. Now, Jamie, the TWD's Supercard is only a week away. Anticipation is mounting and you are at the centre of it. You star in what many are calling a potential Match of the Year, TWD's first ever Tag Team Turmoil. JAMIE: I do, I do, and it's going to absolutely live up to the hype. If you haven't ordered the show yet, you should. TONY: Hype is at an absolute fever pitch about this event, Jamie, so tell us all about your match. Jamie smirks. JAMIE: Well, I thought you might ask about the match, actually I knew because you're contractually obligated to... Some more laughs from the easy audience. JAMIE: So rather than me talk about the match, I decided to do some profiling and underline the traits both negative and positive of not only my opponents for the match but also myself and my great partner, Krunch. I've studied everybody very carefully and prepared profiles on them based on my perception of their ability and potential. You know me as the "Virtuoso of Violence" but tonight I'm the Hype Machine and if you don't order the show after this package, you're just not Australian. TONY: Very good, Jamie, and fans, we're going to take a look at that profile package now.
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